hebbie⁷

rawr xD *hits the uwu* *does the nya*

'we are leaving woke in 2025'

to clarify, i do have cancer, just don't let it become the only fucking thing that i talk about

if i ever make having cancer my entire personality someone better take the initiative and put me out of my fucking misery because at that point the cancer obviously isn't working hard enough

the last one is a vampire wedding 🦇

i'm not a wedding person irl but you can bet your ass i don't fuck around with a sims wedding

Just opened twitter and it automatically paused my music

do you have any preexisting medical conditions? uhh does the pharaohs curse count

being on chemo is not much unlike being cursed by a witch

i cannot be fucking stopped

and fuck whoever gets this as a surprise song

armytwt list of enemies 1. the dj

in a tumultuous will they/won't they relationship with throwing up

A frog was blown into the air by 2013 NASA rocket launch

me and some of the dudes from the discord are gonna try to summon Satan in general chat if u wanna pop in around 9:30 it’s byos (bring your own sacrifice)

crushing an entire bag of popcorn like a rabid dog at 10:30pm by myself

@cozytaes there's no convenient way to disable it for every language all at once, but you can permanently toggle it off individually each time you come across a new language

dad will you get an iced coffee for me 🥺 i'm recovering from surgery 🥺 i deserve it 🥺🥺🥺, meanwhile i've been bragging for 5 days straight about how little pain i've been in

pulling the 'recovering from surgery' card despite very obviously feeling great