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@justcfc sigh💔

Me hearing Sunday could be the last time we see Enzo in a Chelsea shirt

@elsdawg were we that ass cause i wasn’t watching 😭

national team managers to Chelsea players this World Cup

Thank god I’m a virgin

me i hear say you dey vex

whole time i’m hustling to disappear

i promise to hate arsenal forever and and ever you guys don’t know the trauma i’m facing rn

@yarwhore not until i make my point please

can i shut you up by putting my tits in your mouth huh?

na here the thing pain me

God pls as a league we can’t let this happen again pls😔

madueke and harvetz prem trophy 💔

“Arsenal are premier league champions”

🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Portugal final World Cup squad has been released by Roberto Martínez.

@FabrizioRomano @Shortest__Ahmed goodbye satan

🚨 Pep Guardiola, expected to leave Man City THIS summer with Enzo Maresca always been as the ONLY replacement wanted. Pep ready to say goodbye in the next days, while Maresca said yes to Manchester City months ago.

@XabiAlonso my gaffer

Lived it. Loved it. Farewell beautiful game.

I need my dick sucked so bad im going fucking crazy

Woke up to news that Liam Delap and Garnacho are leaving my club, there is always light at the end of the tunnel.

i’m a sucker for burti babes dancing to emmyblaq sounds on tiktok

i wanna #makeout

@ChelseaFC @scally_wacko plus roc nation backing eje bring me that quad

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

Chale pre season long ooo