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@BroSydePhil Maybe if we were all as smart as Jayde we would understand his logic.

So it's a goal, but we don't HAVE to hit it... So you have goals... Despite saying you'd never have goals again, you have fucking goals.

@LampuKakaax32 @HdJavX3 JUX-191 - Shizuko Fujiki

@HdJavX3 Code

@SaycheeseDGTL I listened to it on mute, got a whole 0 hours 0 minutes on that masterpiece.

Drake’s “Iceman” has been out for 2 months. How’s it aging? 🤔

When a person sent DSP a message long, long ago and predicted the future. #ThrowbackThursday

@IGN I give your record a 1/10, obvious shill bullshit. The critic must have been watching it with eyes closed. It's a garbage film. There's going to be cries of review bombing, racism, and anything else your friends in the media can come up with.

The Odyssey adapts Homer through a new eye that brings a sense of horror and existential angst to the story – and some humor too. It may not be a perfect movie, but it’s a pretty great moviegoing experience all the same. Our full review: bit.ly/4fgrlJN

@HollywoodHandle Read the reviews, the "critics" didn't know what to say so they just made up bullshit and gave it a shill score. "A breathtaking epic of hubris and humility." 9/10...

‘THE ODYSSEY’ debuts with a 99% score on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅

@RottenTomatoes Not sure where these critics come from, but man you need to do better. My 4 year old writes better, she will tell you this movie is stupid AF too if you want.

#TheOdyssey is Certified Fresh at 98% on the Tomatometer, with 103 reviews: rottentomatoes.com/m/the_odyssey_…

@DiscussingFilm If you read the reviews from the "critics" you will notice they are in fact stupid. I could give my pig a typewriter and he will write a more compelling review.

‘THE ODYSSEY’ debuts with 98% on Rotten Tomatoes. • Christopher Nolan's highest rated film ever Read our review: bit.ly/OdysseyDF

@blandpolecat What does being a positive person mean to Phil? Open the wallet and tell him he's the best streamer because he's consistent? Consistency isn't being good at something, especially when you don't try. I can tell Phil the same thing with a smile on my face and he will say I'm toxic.

DSP gets really hurt when someone says they hope he never hits anymore of his goals.

@Khatspergers It's crazy to think this is the life of a digital hermit, the most minor shit ruins his mood. He lives 20 minutes from firehouse subs...

@KingOfGout1 Picture of health right there.

@BroSydePhil Well you gotta think about it, in Phil's reality that's the truth. In the reality we all live in, that's a whole different story.

Want to know why Phil is looking so distraught? So nervous? Like his world is crashing down around him? On February 4th of 2025, Phil revealed how many viewers he truly believed he would have without restreamers...

@2ndDerich He attracts the kids that ride the short bus because he wasn't cool enough to hang out with them in high school 😹

@RawPhilsRevenge @NerdBrewGaming Sir Shathispants

@NerdBrewGaming fixed

I shall knight ye, Sir Begsalot!

Guise. @TheyCallMeDSP has finally reached the point that he has become a victim of his own success. He is so successful that he has to play a bit of catch up with his own success. Maybe it's about damn time we give him that W he so deserves 😬😬

@poems_past I wish everyone else would do the same, don't give the pig attention and watch him turn into Jer2.0

So, I’ve been challenged to not report on Dsp for a month. You got it 👍 To make it easier I’ll just say no Phil until August 1st. No watching, no clips, no tweets on Phil. Let’s see how this little experiment goes.

@GamerFaceGaming That's astronomical support, I see pulling a Jer is paying off.

disconnect me from the Animus already please

@BonelessKimchi That's a lesson on aging 2 decades in under a year.

September 2024 I July 2026

@BroSydePhil He absolutely thinks we are braindead idiots. "I had no idea, tons of DM in my inbox, people I don't know telling me they are mass reporting RawPhil." We just have to believe him, why would Phil lie? It's like water to a fish with that autistic retard.

RawPhil kick goes down MINUTES before Phil goes live. Phil says it couldn't be him because he's streaming now. That's not how that works dipshit.

@Pwop_Streams Turns out @kick prefers borderline porn, pedophiles, alcohol, drugs, and gambling. But restreaming OMG THATS A NO GO!!!! I was starting to like that place. Oh well, maybe next time.

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