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@6III9

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Katılım Şubat 2012
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AK@_akhaliq·
Fixing things with AI
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loren schmidt
loren schmidt@lorenschmidt·
aaah what the heck is this beautiful process. this is a new one
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Fred Delicious 🍆
Fred Delicious 🍆@Fred_Delicious·
[squirrel cop kicks down my door] "I'VE GOT A SEARCH WARRANT BITCH" [im in the bathroom frantically flushing hazelnuts down the toilet]
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trev sploosk@sploosk·
Ok let's take a look at what your résumé says here..."you're hired." Hmm thats not very impr- wait a minute, did you just-? Damn you're good
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trev sploosk@sploosk·
If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year
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Fred Delicious 🍆
Fred Delicious 🍆@Fred_Delicious·
"I DEMAND... A TRIAL BY COMBAT" "sir it's just a parking ticket, I..." "WHO WILL BE MY CHAMPION"
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Maths For The Masses
Maths For The Masses@MathsForMasses·
As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
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pat tobin@tastefactory·
Try to imagine pugs living in the wild, just roaming in the forest in packs.
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Fred Delicious 🍆@Fred_Delicious·
"I CHOOSE YOU, JASON DERULO!" *Jason Derulo launches from the Pokeball & just sings his name over & over* *sigh* "goddammit Jason Derulo"
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airza
airza@airzae·
hey girl, are you the grains of sand running through the hourglass of mortality? because you're very fine
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Jason MMRRRaz
Jason MMRRRaz@jason_mraz·
Ox's are my favorite animal. They're all hugs and kisses.
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Fred Delicious 🍆
Fred Delicious 🍆@Fred_Delicious·
live every day like it's your last
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slam dance tarantula
slam dance tarantula@JermHimselfish·
I just spent 15 minutes looking everywhere for my phone only to realize that life is a dark abyss of meaninglessness and it was in my jacket
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Spoonicorn@MrSpoonicorn·
busting sick dance moves in this club, all eyes on me. haters saying "this is a library" lol w/e dudes atleast i didnt bring books to a club
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.@6III9·
@theticklyfinger hug your mom today! Your lucky, u survived
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@evils_heart ... are transformed into blood sucking vampires.
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.@6III9·
@limoncello_ice yes i hav many jain friends n d best way to annoy them is either eating non-veg in front of them or hitting them with a rock
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