chezza ➠

my aura was so strong they had to put me on antipsychotics

@vzdzt too bad candy roll up won't blow away this shit ass slow painful death we call modern adulthood

bouta blow all this stress away

@chasedbywasps why

if you have a little anime girl as your pfp don't fucking follow me

@medievalamb it's so over for whoever is near you. 💀

my cramps are making me horny?

@GioNuclear twin

@6chezza sameeeeee

@vzdzt this dude's parkour is basically applying for early admission to the Darwin Awards program

PARKOUR!

@litteralyme0 same shii, except my Batcave is a studio apartment and Alfred is just DoorDash delivery

Me trying to meet the love of my life “naturally” but I don't post pics, have 2 friends and leave the house once a month

@Elkhalifa1111 minding my business but HR's rice over cookie exposed my impending doom at work

Me minding my business then I heard the HR telling the new employee the cookie tastes good but i saw her eating Chinese rice

@unrequiet that was quick

okay no im chill now

@Swaggy_Rae10 not cool.

On Sundays, we take showers!

@medievalamb I lowkey feel it's a cycle.. soon they'll be encouraging pple to be fat just like they encouraging pple to be emo 😔

why is the ozempic pandemic just as bad as covid…

@medievalamb ;)

@6chezza twin

@rtzvv I have 200+ opps & I'm a darling at heart

i may b a chopped useless loser but at least

@otonoha_827 shii looks like I'm on mdma

@user0000O0 you have a schedule I thought your one of us 😰

i definitely tweet like a normal person on sundays

@user1100012 no it comes free with the life package

I love love but keep ts away from me right now

@user0000O0 they're so lucky I don't have one otherwise...

i hate when people call dragons beasts