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convo with my uber driver: me: hi how are you him: hi how are you today me: im good how are you him: thank you hell yeah

they call me nicky nicky nine doors im the guy who does that stuff

lysergic bliss by of montreal……

@cheekfaceREAL “only absolute losers and clowns dunk on Los Camp” real shit

only absolute losers and clowns dunk on Los Camp lol yes the best way to make a tour profitable is spend less but all bands have to make the tour a quality show for ticket buyers, and a decent workplace for the band and crew profit is only one of the priorities not that deep

.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!

Being into guys and smoking weed is a ridiculous combo! It really is! I just tried to smoke some of the kief from my grinder, but I ended up contacting Keith from Grindr! Yup. It's official. Marijuana mixed with an interest in men is a recipe for disaster! Hijinks WILL ensue.

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

his favorite food is fucking creme brulee

@alwaysunnyooc @tvscreener charlie kelly lowkey the most relatable character i have ever seen in a show or movie

Happy to announce I’m hosting a Danny Devito Giveaway in collaboration with Kimberly Potts! To Enter: -Follow me + @tvscreener -Retweet -Reply with your favorite Always Sunny character! Giveaway ends May 10th!

the two of them :/ god theyre so fucked

mattjay wedding

i dont want to leave him to go to work but i need to provide a better life for him

repost in honor of 420💚

friendly reminder that season one of the creep tapes is available for you to watch for free on @Tubi :)))

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