Druthers Haver

we sail upon a sea of posts content and slaked by favs for now and venture only from the coasts as far as retweets will allow but lo! what quells our merry boasts? we spot a gyre from the prow named "group chat", white with roiling ghosts to drain the waters 'neath our bow

you need to be prepared for the day adam friedland wins the twain prize. you need to be prepared

🔵 Oversaw stakeholder communications across multiple teams 🔵 Provided sales support for new product launch 🔵 Managed upgrade to MacOS 26.2.1 on company-provided laptop

asking my wife's deeply religious family if their mealtime prayer can accommodate my tradition of judging which ingredient is "the real star"

if you're not left agog by the extemporaneous debate happening on twitch streams, the trinkets in the background will tickle you nonetheless

what can we do to stop huge corporations from paving arable land and hogging clean water to build data centers, that ALSO reduces lag

just heard a guy refer to his dog's breed as a colorway

saxon did you cut the tags out of all the rick owens i bought you? that's so based, buddy. what a savage. hey sax please put the scissors down

ethanol, the spirit molecule

i believe that tomorrow night bam adebayo will score 84 points

we are keeping her family in our prayers after donna kelce's kitchen remodel has taken a tragic turn for the worse

Newark or Nowhere

Tua Mulldafutureova

is the war going to affect dubai chocolate prices

@fredzannarbor @Kaepernick7 @CoachJim4UM With a hard work ethic Inshallah the U of M will return to its glory days.

was being subjected to some millennial nostalgia and in backstreets back "am i sexual" is such a needy insecure thing to ask

one way you could fix tanking in the nba is that the losers of every single game are executed

people used to offer thoughts and prayers; now all they care about is thots and players. and the basketball players dont even dribble

@josiahhughes that softball shit is why bari passed him over for 60 minutes

jason bateman should have pressed charli xcx harder about not having kids.

aw my bad, ive been remiss as fuck

when u find some cool leaves night skiing and want to show ur buddy