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"Iran War? Ballistic Missiles? Kharg Island? What are you talking about anon. Our stuffed crust Pizza Hut pizza will arrive soon."
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He Walks Backward So Perfectly, the World Looks Reversed 🤯
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Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada spoke about the contradictions of human nature:
“Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one hardly ever use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about their living relatives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have one often don't appreciate it. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the satiated complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one.”
The key to happiness is gratitude: truly seeing and appreciating what we already have, and understanding that somewhere, someone would give anything for what we take for granted.
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And to think, Illinois is on the precipice of electing one to represent them in the senate.
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a “get shit done” Democrat and the “shit” is homosexual transgender communism
ettingermentum@ettingermentum
Holy. Shit. Can he say that???
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In the old days there was a thing called the Nintendo Power Line which was a 1-900 number you dialed from your phone that charged you $1.50/minute to get video game advice from a bonafide registered licensed autist to help you with whatever you needed. AI can't begin to compete.
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital
We joked that with the new Xbox CEO it would now be the Copilot Box and lo and behold, it’s became the Copilot Box.
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As a longtime former resident, I don't mean to be overly sanguine about this. But based on year-over-year percentages, DC is on pace for just 49 murders in 2026. That would be at least the lowest since 1960, but maybe the lowest since the Civil War. mpdc.dc.gov/dailycrime
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You’re 10 years old and in bed with the TV on and the lights out. Back to back episodes of TAXI are about to air. Life is good.
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I wanna see the CEO of Pfizer taking benzos
Trung Phan@TrungTPhan
Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). Legend.
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"Conspiracy Theorists" adding yet another W to their list:
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
🚨: U.S. cancels mRNA vaccine development, stating it has 'more risks than benefits'.
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Shane Mcmahon whenever he sees a Steel-Cage
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Spider-Man falls over in a new teaser for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’. In theaters on July 31.
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I can't stand Limp Bizkit but the full promo vid was peak wrestling ppv hype perfection
FADE@FadeAwayMedia
25 years ago WWE dropped the iconic “My Way” video package for The Rock vs Stone Cold Steve Austin at Wrestlemania THE GREATEST VIDEO PACKAGE IN HISTORY NO QUESTIONS ASKED (2001) 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
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Ofcourse it had to be Thailand😭
Space and Technology@spaceandtech_
🚨 Scientists found a rare spider in Thailand that is half male and half female.
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