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When u done pissed urself while washing dishes, that’s how u know... That’s how u know life is giving up on u

“Like tryin to fight off a #GNAT” music video with @LyricaLemonade directed by @_ColeBennett_ youtu.be/EosMazKaPbU

Ohhh shoot! The rumors were true!

Nobody: Nothing happening: Bottle of tonic water soon as u touch it:

Major yikes to wear knee socks to work today. Sweatin like a pink pig wit fur

@Loci4reaL That’s a good one

@Loci4reaL Hahaha

March took so long to be over the earth threw up its hands and said “ F it! Y’all in summer now.

When she on her period and u juss left wit this sh**

@Eminem Dang! @machinegunkelly got the F OUT when Em dropped this one!

These bars are only meant for the sharpest knives in the drawer #MusicToBeMurderedBy smarturl.it/MTBMB

Clocking outta work sound like the best idea of my life right now

Juss really praying that the deodorant I put on yesterday is enough to get me thru today. #iknewiforgotsomethin

@PlLOTSLIVE @Eminem First one had a typo. “Have”. Was Spose to be “Had”. Love that he juss did it again tho. Haha

@Eminem again?

U mad bro? Stop lying on my dick. I never even had a chauffeur, you bougie f*ck.🤡

“And I promise you the day I fall off or lose it, I will stop and cut off the music” LORD ABOVE with my man @fatjoe, dreday3000 & the great @maryjblige from FAMILY TIES out now. smarturl.it/Familyties2

Like we said from the beginning... Detroit teaming up with Buffalo is not for the timid... Stream #Griselda's Shady debut #WWCD now - smarturl.it/WWCD @WESTSIDEGUNN @WHOISCONWAY @BennyBsf

Don’t be white and hold up a Popeyes line

@disneyplus The girl at work was tellin me she got it. It’s only 6 dollars

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I’ve never actually heard someone ever say “clavicle “. Who says that