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I am no longer a parody account. The situation is too serious for that.
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Failing Upward
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Failing Upward
@70_hookshot
living the absurdists’ dream, hyperphonetically
1958 Katılım Mart 2022
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@midwestern_ope Imagine going quickly through two traffic circles in 12 seconds, thus missing out on the calming Zen experience of watching brakelights for 3-5 minutes.
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Something snapped in 2014 and then every Midwest city planner decided roundabouts were the answer to this nations problems
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@mariana057 Mariana, I’m looking forward to the next Democratic Administration so I can nominate you to get a FIFA Medal of Freedom in the humor category.
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During the collapse of the Soviet Union, TVs would play Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake
What will play during America’s collapse?
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@BeingJWood Well, BJW, he’s very busy, unlike the other 350,000,000 of us.
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So Trump gets to use mail-in ballots, but it’s cheating for everyone else.
Do I have that right?
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@KremlinTrolls Did Orban’s fake assassination plot also include killing two bystanders for “authenticity”?
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Yes, it was obvious the moment Trump was there pumping his fist in the air (& not being whisked away) as the flag was lowered for pictures by photographers ushered in by Trump's goons, that it was a staged event.
Evan@daviddunn177
If this was a real assassination attempt. Secret Service would have rushed him off the stage. They let him stand there out in the open, raise his fist in the air and say the word “Fight!” three times. I knew the moment it happened that it was staged.
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@shillman1 It’s how @magachrchpastr delivers the Good News these days.
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Who do you blame for the Airport situation and DHS Shutdown:
(A: Donald Trump
(B: Republicans
(C: Both
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@TheCinesthetic Still the best Spanish language art film I’ve ever seen.
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The Big Lebowski (1998) is a movie where… literally nothing happens. No grand schemes, no shocking twists…just a laid-back guy, his quirky life, and a lot of bizarre situations. And somehow it’s endlessly funny, weird, and unforgettable.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
What movie sounded terrible on paper but the execution was great?
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@Evil_cant_win @covie_93 When you know you’re talking with a troll. Set up just to argue.
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@covie_93 They are not “black ICE agents”, they are human ICE agents.
If they “trouble your spirit” then stay in the Caribbean.
If you choose to come to America, the greatest country on earth, then do so LEGALLY and your spirit will be happy.
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A person under mind control by a cat has been found.
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@BeingJWood Treasury Secretary and compulsive not-a-liar Steve Bessent is working hard to turn over Social Security to the nice people who gave you the Great Depression. Hopeful yet?
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I’m generally optimistic but inflation, unemployment and war concern me.
Can somebody give me a reason to feel hopeful?
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@brollbenny Diagonal cutters, also known as “Schrödinger’s Pliers”
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The paradox of I just bought diagonal cutters but need diagonal cutters to get them out of the package
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@RossKneeDeep Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
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Do you think presidential pardons should be approved by Congress?
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@DrNeilStone “People Dying in the Streets”. Isn’t that chapter 23 of the Project 2025 secret addendum?
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During Covid the sickest people came to hospital
SO WEIRD
must have been a conspiracy
Tired of being politically correct@USBornNRaised
Didnt you always find it fascinating that during Covid people were not dying in the streets they all magically died in a hospital. I always that that was weird.
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@greg16676935420 Weird flex, but when you’re a Target you have to take the offensive.
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