Bigmac

Let me kno when your done

Can I get 10 people to Follow @djswager1

If you don`t know what to do some times go follow @djswager1

ME: can I make you something honey SHE: yes, a honey nut cereal ME: CUM-ing right up SHE: I like my cereal soft, easier to swallow ME: !#@?

How can I climb your curves? SHE: the only tool you need is your tongue ME: DAMN, I was going to use my hands lol

SHE: I don't wear any underwear ;)

ME: Sometimes I wonder if I can be your thong, g string, boyshorts, or any underwear of yours

Bring your fine ass lip over here

Your beauty slap me so hard, It felt like your a beast lol

Your ass so nice I want to be your toilet bowl.

I wish I can be your bath water.

Titis so long they can throw a Frisbee

Damn, if a cup can sit on it, what about a bucket. Smh that ass phatttttt

@KensonsBoo_Bih I don't think your man would like that.

Her: not cool Me: ur bad, wat u gon do Her: beat your dick up! Me: uumm well use two hands pls, Thanks

Aint no way around it

I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.