Twisty
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Twisty
@77_13_4
I’ve not seen u since u were in the river
Underneath Katılım Nisan 2012
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“Babe, want to go out for dinner? Where do you want to go? Can you call a babysitter?”
> Weak. Passive. Your wife doesn’t want a homework assignment.
“Dinner reservation at 7:30. Babysitter’s on the way. Here’s a martini to drink while you get ready.”
> You are a gladiator entering the coliseum, a Spartan general leading your men across the battlefield. Bold. Decisive. A man of action. A champion.
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@ntleung1977 @CybrTwnk That's a clip from "Wicked" (2024), specifically the "Popular" song scene where Glinda (Ariana Grande) gives Elphaba a makeover.
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Terrifying somethings trying to get out of her skin
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Ariana Grande reacts to YUNGBLUD & Aerosmith’s emotional Ozzy Osbourne tribute at the #VMAs.
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sometimes you see the tip of the iceberg on some discourse and you just have to let it float by without further looking into it
chelsea 🤎 NW: the boys, euphoria, & yellowjackets@lonelythespder
hey so it’s not ableist to say that you should prioritize your rent over concert tickets. i’m begging y’all to stop just throwing that word around.
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philistine unaware of bonne maman advent calendar
Swaggy Unc, IQ 267@swaggyunc
You got enough jams in there brother god damn
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That’s the girl from white lotus s2
critter@BecomingCritter
Canceling my flights, trading my SUV for a prius, turning off my air conditioner
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I meant cool down and i meant the phone not me but oh well
Twisty@77_13_4
i keep putting my phone in the fridge to calm down and surprisingly it works very well
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