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on my way to the twitter office to post a flyer to the door “This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.”

[we dress him in an “e.t.” jumper] “oh look cute he’s wearing a jumper with his own face on it”

having a child is rewarding and unconditional love and all that jazz but honestly the best bits have been my wife roasting him

@stefanitza welcome to the club and congratulations 😎🥳

Hello twitter I am now officially a mum so please now mentally add the prefix “As a busy mum,” to all tweets going forward thanks. 👍🏼

love when the refs get to learn the rules about the inbounding and shot clock not starting until a player touches it during an nba game, so pure that they get to learn on the job 🥰

let’s go celtics

cat jail

@__seams hell yeah trans pyramid being an ally

patrick cripps with the brownlow, what!!!

💅💅💅

this game is too intense

stopping to smell the roses during a layover, now i’m back on australian soil: i can actually get a decent coffee because we have lactose-free milk in this country 🥰

a venn diagram of circus vibes and the cat empire is a circle

fleetwood mac’s dreams really is a perfect song

they were 4 points short of being back in business at the final siren. but good game. very tense.

back in business

wins by more than 100 points are apparently losses

the verdict is in... """"it's good!""""

have never doubled this recipe and tbh i really eyeballed the arborio and the water so this could be rough

making my world famous baked chicken risotto tonight and found twice as much chicken and onion. you know what that means…. “let’s make it twice as big!”