Jake
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Jake
@808sJake
man listen. • חי ✡️• just trying to do the right thing • ✍️ • 🗽 • 🎵 • 🎥 • 🏅• 🔊 • 🗺️ • 🕹️ | words in @recordingacad @rollingstone @complex + etc

I didn’t vote for a “nice” president. I voted for an “effective” president.

🚨: Millionaire paid US$10,000to hunt buffalo in South Africa and ended up brutally killed by the animal itself.

Local Man Likes His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby buff.ly/ctiybND

“If your $500K engineer isn’t burning at least $250K in tokens, something is wrong.”

Trent Grisham is hitting .162 this spring, will make $22 million this year, and will have a roster spot. Jasson Dominguez is hitting .325 this spring, will make $780 thousand this year, and just got optioned. "That's baseball, Suzyn!"

Join us in wishing Miles Bridges of the @Hornets a HAPPY 28th BIRTHDAY!

Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

🚨JUST IN: Paul Skeens' Cy Young odds are up to 28% (1st place) after photos surfaced of his girlfriend, Livvy Dune, on another man's shoulders during Baywatch filming.

Robert J. O’Neill spoke in Team USA’s clubhouse ahead of their game vs. Canada O’Neill was one of the members of SEAL Team Six that carried out the mission to kill Osama bin Laden

More than $100M has been wagered on this year’s #Oscars race across Kalshi and Polymarket: • The final tally for 2026 is projected to climb significantly higher before Sunday • Over $30M has been traded on Best Picture alone, compared to the $5.3M total in 2025 • Some contracts are tracking which celebrities will attend and which words will be spoken on stage (“ballet” is trading at 62¢ on Polymarket) wp.me/pc8uak-1lH0zN

Polymarket stages ballet and opera performance set to "Forever Young” featured in ‘Marty Supreme.’
















