Bobbys Biggest Fan

This dude is so monotone and boring. He has zero life. He is limp. He is Eeyore. He's a 2003 Ford Taurus. He's plain white rice with no soy sauce. He's a PowerPoint slideshow. He's lettuce on a sandwich. He's a Catholic funeral. He's the bottom part of a cupcake. He is the epitome of absolutely zero personality. #Royals #KCRoyals #Fountainsup

@Yesavage2HOF I rooted for the blue jays in the World Series

I’m 30 followers away from 2k. If I get to that by the end of the day I’ll give everyone who replies to this a shoutout

@Dawg2773 @jaylonthompson He literally said it didn’t bother him

@jaylonthompson Pasquantino maybe shouldn’t strikeout then? Fucking bitch made shit

Vinnie Pasquantino on 8th inning exchange with Guardians Erik Sabrowski: "I'm not going to take anything personal. Just a little loud. You celebrate with your dugout all you want. And we made eye contact and obviously, I know what he said. So I didn't say anything to him."

@TJStats That’s 7/11 for ya

Outs Above Average Leaders - Third Baseman

@tinyblue_dev @jroyalsfc @kcroyalstv Oh I bet you’re a fucking blast at parties

This is the same energy as people obsessing over neon arm sleeves, choreographed bat flips, and entrance music like they’re watching the WWE instead of baseball. If your enjoyment of the sport depends on “getting hype” from a guy jogging in from the bullpen to trumpets and strobe lights, you’re not actually there for the game itself. Baseball used to sell tension, strategy, and moments. Now half the audience wants Marvel intros and TikTok clips between pitches. Literal bread and circus mentality.

Why doesn’t the Royals broadcast show Erceg’s walk out ever? @kcroyalstv

@TJStats @wannabejake9 Goat ss

Outs Above Average Leaders - Shortstop

@Royals @Drizzy_Dru29 @kcroyalstv Does this mean we’re wearing blue on white?

Cinco de Mayo starting lineup!

@royal_reportt Just how loud was it when Cain scored from first??

Best game I’ve ever been to

@SasquatchVinnie @MVJUDGE99 Holy shit you ratioed that mf 😭😭

@MVJUDGE99 “Irrelevant” but when you look at previous WS winners you find KC before you find NY

The royals are fucking irrelevant lmfao why would we care??

Mariners should be banned from challenging son 😭😭😭😭

OAK@SEA: McGwire's homer one of Kingdome's farthest youtu.be/stUolWxG3wo?si… via @YouTube In case anyone was wondering what Ryan was talking about in the booth.

@JulioIsKing44 J rod owns us 😭😭

Julio getting 17 hits in 4 games is way more impressive ngl

@Jassica445 Praise the Lord 🙏🙏

I’m officially cancer free !!!☺️🥲🥹

@BBGreatMoments Gordon in the air to center Back at the wall THIS GAME IS TIED.

Who hit the most unforgettable home run in your favorite team’s history?

@PackManJo *wheat

Lawrence is so unbelievably desolate. We couldn’t get a Kentucky nike kid to stay home. Bro chose the corn fields over us. Nuke the whole program

@tuckerdfranklin And it’s so over

I went from “it’s so over” to “we’re so back” in a half inning. I love Maikel Garcia

Whoever just called Salvy a pussy I swear I will go beat that mf ass don’t talk about my goat like that

@Mets Oh my gosh you guys are actually horrible 😭😭😭😭

Final: #Mets 2 - Washington 14

@KCBurner1738 @WITT_SZN7 I was your hundredth brotha

I don't typically post these kinds of things but why not... Can we get KC Burner to 100 followers today? Tag your friends 🤙🏼 #Royals #KCRoyals #Fountainsup