Erin DeLaney

My #DrawnFromLife Jersey City #adultcoloringbook is available at @wordbookstores online and in the Jersey City location! wordbookstores.com/book/978099814…

@penguinrandom Haven’t been n Twitter in weeks. Is this still claimable?

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Watch @johnlegend's special performance of "Lean On Me" #TIME100Talks

Coming this Easter

#TheGoodPlace Season 3 is now on Netflix, so here's some ~*~104% legit~*~ required viewing to go along with it. 🤪

@Lin_Manuel Are you in #TheGoodPlace or the bad place? @nbcthegoodplace

THAT CAN’T BE RIGHT

@NJLottery Pool!

Ocean or swimming pool, what’s your desired destination for a dip?! Let us know by 5 p.m. ET today for the chance to win $101 of Scratch-Offs! Rules: ow.ly/nnYh30pbl2o

I need this Tarragon!

@IsItWine30Yet Hello. My name is Katie. You killed my phone. Prepare to go for a walk in the park with the kids. (I’d guess those kids are little terrors without screen time so the punishment is severe)

"Hello. My name is... You killed my... Prepare to..." (You know what to do!)

Love the new format @DANCEonFOX but please please PLEASE stop with the cut-away-to-clapping-audience in the middle of the actual dance? Judges’ reactions, ok but not random lucky ticket holders... Thanks! #SYTYCD #SYTYCD16

@Lin_Manuel And so the dancing begins!

Gmorning. Baby steps. One foot at a time.

Retweet this for a 10% discount on how good a life you need to lead to get into heaven. (Limit one RT per sinner.)

That N.J. high school's smash hit 'Alien' play is back for encore! 👽Take a look inside before the show. nj-ne.ws/v1g6FuI #Alien #AlienDay #Alien40th

@PatrickRothfuss So that Winter Boyfriend heart has finally finished melting...

I'm out at the bar tonight, trying my best to be drunk and sullen and bitter, then look at what someone gives me...

*bob fosse puts on infinity gauntlet* snap snap snap

@hmgflyer #nojinxies

OH MY GOD IT’S SO NICE OUT - is this even Michigan?!

Who would’ve thought that the redactions to the #MuellerReport could make a catchy song? ⬛🎶⬛🎶⬛🎶⬛🎶⬛🎶⬛🎶⬛ ⬛🎶⬛🎶SOUND ON 🔈⬛🎶⬛🎶 ⬛🎶⬛🎶⬛🎶⬛🎶⬛🎶⬛🎶⬛ The pitch and volume change when pages are heavily redacted s.pri.org/gDUAeao

@hmgflyer Start calling it “that heavy-weighty thing with the handle on top”.

CrossFit, day 60. I still get confused as to whether it’s called kettlebell or kettleball.

@amywilson Well, viruses can transfer between pigs and humans sooooo 🐷☠️