88Krazzy 🇧🇩

@enargeia5525 LMFAO I wonder what The Deep is then

@88Krazzy In this parallel universe, both Butcher and Homelander are women; everything else is a secret.🤫

Homelander

@Shio_bari BOOTY

Midnight Snack 🍑

@MadridXtra Too early don'tcha think

❗️José Mourinho picture outside of the Santiago Bernabéu. ⏳🇵🇹

@allan_zhang8 @theMadridZone You'd think he'd actually focus on big-name defenders and midfielders where we got massive issues but nope, gotta get Halaand who on his own can't even create shit and needs a good squad, unlike Mbappe and Vini who can make things happen on their own.

This Riquelme kid is full of nonsense. He rushed into the election thinking he needed something to make himself look connected to football. So the solution? Throw Klopp’s name around because he’s popular and well respected — doesn’t matter whether Klopp would ever come or not, just use the name for attention. Then he needs a big-name player as well, just to make it look like he actually understands football, so he can step into the ring against FP. Honestly, the whole thing feels like a circus. At this point, he’s becoming more of a clown and a laughing stock than a serious football figure.

🚨 NEW: Enrique Riquelme has decided the PILLARS of his Real Madrid election campaign: ERLING HAALAND & JURGEN KLOPP! The businessman has started DIRECT talks with the agents of Erling Haaland, and with Jurgen Klopp. He plans to say that if he is president, Erling Haaland will be the star of the team, and Jurgen Klopp will be the coach. That's his sporting project. @elconfidencial

@MadridXtra @diarioas Just make them run like crazy and problem solved. Vini will happily run his ass off to settle scores, Mbappe on the other hand...

🚨 JUST IN: Real Madrid have informed José Mourinho that his MAIN task is to make Vini Jr. & Kylian Mbappé WORK TOGETHER. @diarioas

@MadridXtra @marca WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE.

🚨 BREAKING: La Liga will use AI next season to choose referees for matches. AI will recommend two or three referees for each match based on certain criterias. Then, a human will make the final decision. @marca

@MadridXtra @FabrizioRomano No. Keep him out. Ain't worth it. Man will be 30 next month, already has an ACL in his resume, has gotten very injury-prone and is washed.

🚨 JUST IN: Real Madrid & José Mourinho will decide together on Rodri. The player would like to join, but it depends on the club. Real Madrid will NOT spend crazy money as his contract ends in 2027. Rodri is yet to agree a new deal with Manchester City. @FabrizioRomano

@MadridXtra @FabrizioRomano Just because he wants to join doesn't mean we should let him. He's pushing 30, has become very injury-prone and is simply not at the level he was back 3 years ago.

🚨 CONFIRMED: Rodri would like to join Real Madrid one day. @FabrizioRomano 🇪🇸

@MadridXtra @diarioas Too injury-prone.

🚨 JUST IN: Real Madrid likes Pedro Porro A LOT but the price is TOO HIGH. @diarioas

@MadridXtra @diarioas Neither of them are ready, send them to Como to develop instead.

🚨 CONFIRMED: Real Madrid are looking for a new RB. They’re NOT going to spend a lot of money – the focus is on a CB and a MIDFIELDER. Fortea and David Jiménez are being considered. @diarioas

@theMadridZone @diarioas Isn't he injury prone?

🚨 CONFIRMED: Real Madrid are looking for a back-up RB. They love Pedro Porro, but they believe his price would be too high. The club is now considering promoting a RB from La Fabrica, like Jesus Fortea or David Jimenez. @diarioas

@theMadridZone @diarioas Too injury prone

🚨 JUST IN: José Mourinho LOVES Diogo Dalot as a potential back-up RB option for Real Madrid. @diarioas

@theMadridZone This nigga doesn't even wanna look at the defensive depth issues or the midfield issues.

@theMadridZone This is even more retarded tha what Jose Mourinho wants.

@theMadridZone Because it can't compete, because of your dumb bullshit, Tebas.

🚨 Javier Tebas: "Enrique Riquelme? If I say I know him, that would be bad, so I'd rather not say anything. I believe that if there are elections at Real Madrid, that would be good, and if not, it means no one has been able to offer an alternative to the current president. Whether Real Madrid needs a generational change in the presidency is something that its socios will have to decide. I have nothing personal against Florentino Perez, we just have a totally opposed way of seeing football. Real Madrid believes that it should earn more from television rights because it says that it cannot compete with the Premier League clubs, when that is not the case." @marca

@HarrisIllust But FR tho, happy birthday

@HarrisIllust Haha you're younger than me

am 24 now

@theMadridZone @Rodra10_97 @espn Players to sign - - Saliba - Mosquera - Pacho - Gvardiol - Vitinha - Joao Neves - Nuno Mendes - Hakimi - Backup DM - One of Olise or Cherki

@theMadridZone @Rodra10_97 @espn Players to get rid of - - Mendy - Fran - Alaba - Rudiger - Carvajal - Asencio (Loan or release clause) - Ceballos - Brahim - Camavinga - Franco (Loan or release clause) - Gonzalo (Loan or release clause)

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho’s arrival will bring a COMPLETE OVERHAUL at the club: • Medical staff will be CHANGED. • ADJUSTMENTS to the sporting structure. • SEVERAL signings and exits. @Rodra10_97 @espn