Kieren Bradley

What is the most rhythmical garden ornament? A metro-gnome.

@lateralcast It happens frequently when using Castbox (android app), I assumed it was an issue with the app so I switched to YouTube Music but got a skip on episode 175.

@89kab I don't believe there's any issue on our site. Which type of player are you using? Audio or video? Does it also happen if you try a web browser version, or another app? -- Producer David

@lateralcast I'm getting quite a few odd time skips and repeats when listening to the podcast. Does this happen on all formats or is it because I'm using the RSS feed?

Why don't owl ghosts make any noise in the rain? Because it's too wet to wooooo.

What place makes the most adequate items? A satisfactory.

What sort of horse doesn't like meeting new people? A shy-er horse.

Why do ghosts hide in river deltas? Because Ghostbusters can't cross the streams.

Where do mice go to illegally drink alcohol? A squeakeasy

I was wondering to myself as to whether any animals could run medical equipment, then I remembered catscan.

What do prospective members have to complete to join the mafia? A mobstacle course.

What sort of building did the rubbish musician live in? A little flat.

I own a monocle with a built in clock so I can always keep an eye on the time.

Where does a vampire live that only attacks stationery? Pencilvania

I had a brush with death last week. I guess that's what you get for having the grim reaper on your curling team.

My friend bet me that I couldn't get all the mud out of his clothes. I replied "Are you sure you want to make that bet? Because I'm going to take you to the cleaners"

My pet insect wanted me to paint its face to look like a tiger. I've never had to do anything like that before so I had to make it up on the fly.

A number of Reform UK party members have been accused of attacking people with tiny pieces of wood. Reform UK are distancing themselves from the attacks, claiming they were members of a splinter group.

My mate took a crocodile with him to Tenerife, he wanted some holiday snaps.

Why don't most people like going to talks by fire breathing reptiles? Because they tend to drag-on.

What sort of shrub can generate electricity? A powerplant.