Illinois Confessions

"This freshman couple just got engaged and announced it over Facebook. I don't want to live on this planet anymore." -West High

me

“You can always retake a class but you can never relive a party” -Stevenson HS

"Where kids smoke weed and vaypens in school."-GHS. GO pirates

On my way to fuck yo bitch

“@KyleCas: Can't wait to go to South Dakota for spring break. Shits bout to get crunk af.” Said no one ever.

Lolla lineup at 6 tomorrow. I'm waking up early just to look at it

" drank dip spit and piss at a party once. No I wasn't tricked, I was just shit faced.. Don't judge me." -Fulton HS

"Whatchu need to see your girlfriend every damn day for huh? You that pussy whipped or she that dick whipped? Which it be?" -Hono HS

Sluts will be sluts boyzzzz

Summer motto: Eat Pussy, Chug Whiskey, Hail Satan.

“Girlfriend told me she wanted to give up sex for Lent. I decided to give up having a girlfriend for Lent. “ -CHS

How much cock would a cock block block if a cock block could block cock…

Happy bday Mr. Rogers, you fucking pedophile.

"My buddy's a virgin @nick_tele lets try to get him laid!!!" WCHS

"I just really don't wanna be here right now." -Everyone(Unless your on Spring Break then fuck you)

making plans for spring break like

"My ex's new bf details cars on the side. Made him detail mine, sat back, drank a beer and watched him. I win."