GUCCI egg 🟧

@lsv Thinking of your family, hoping all your little ones are responding well to treatment and home soon in their cozy house

Spoke too soon, sadly - we had to go back in due to pneumonia rearing its head as well 😕

One of our twins has a nasty bout of RSV and had to go into the hospital, but luckily she’s stable and doing well - this has been a brutal flu season 😕 I’ll be out until we get back home of course, but I didn’t want to vanish without saying anything 🫡

@Mryems20 Gambling

Guess the industry that gained $830 billion in the last 4 years

@YellowFlashGuy She can do both, dipshit

Didn’t she have a meltdown over people sexualizing her years ago?

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@Bigbetsbrand123 Easy money with the Bonus Bet!

@rhunterh Hope you're ready to cry

Getting cut off at the Rooftop Cinema Club's matinee showing of 'A Goofy Movie'

@Fightincowboy I think pickles can go either above or below. Lettuce and tomato should usually go on the bottom

Does the burger garnish (lettuce tomato pickles etc) go below the patty or above the patty?

@rhunterh A six pack? In this economy? Brother, all the beers I want only come in four packs

Me now that everything at Shake Shack costs more than $10 and any six pack besides Modelo is $16.

@eforthuber They wrote MILF on your cup didn't they?

Ah, summer - the time when all Starbucks employees are suddenly 17 and I’ve never felt older!

@PiersJury @DominionEnergy Haha, I was just as pissed as you when I got home last night! Very happy that it came on around 4:30. Hope yours is back soon!

Crews are actively restoring power across VA after today’s storms. We appreciate your patience as we work safely & quickly. 📲 Report outages: bit.ly/447IpMN ⚠️ Stay away from downed lines.

@ChefReactions If you're ever in Richmond, VA, I would love to host you for a board game night! We play Root with music like this as a background. Good food & drinks implied

@tuvidux @GordonGekko420 Well, it looks like Guinness so I'm sure the employee showed up five minutes early. Who gets a hangover from Guinness?

@GordonGekko420 Updates?

Will update tomorrow

@rhunterh This is still a thing with kids? Might have to reevaluate

A massively underrated beer is the "popping into a bar because it's raining" beer

@rhunterh New Yorkers truly are built different

@8bit_kidd I stand for a lot of it tbh

A little Sunday evening Rain Man at the kitchen bar

@Fightincowboy Sweet, I decided to "finally beat Skyrim for sure this time" so I'm in the same boat

Against better judgement I've fired the V Rising private server back up. Time to lose another 100 hours of my life. youtube.com/live/DXcPkZR5-…

Marketing gal from $TXRH will periodically stop by work with peanuts and coupons. I joked she should bring homemade rolls instead. Today she brought a whole box. Amazing company, heading there for dinner

Adjusting my family's vacation guidance for the summer because my wife wanted to have a third piece of bacon with her breakfast yesterday. Also Surprised and Delighted my son with donuts; a tough week.

@expedition33 just wanted to comment that I am still in act 3 but I LOVE the world you all have created. Need a story (Prequel? Sequel?) from the Writers' point of view! Congrats on your success, we appreciate all the hard work.