Birdie

*Re-done Pin* "Hello, GORGEOUS! Long time, no see! It's me!" AU/OC Portrayal of Birdo ➨ Descriptive ➨ #SMBRP/#MVRP ➨ Rated T for Mature themes and language ➨ Always open to Banter/Storylines ➨ No Lewd ➨ Planned Singleship

@WarturisKoopa extremes~!"

@WarturisKoopa "I see, Warty-poo~! Glad to see you've been a good boy! I just know your family, and especially YOU very well, by now. You're not truly a Koopa without at least some bit of that 'bad boy' image~!" She winked. "It was always a turn-on, when it wasn't taken to megalomaniacal--

The green Koopa's eyes sparkled with tears as he watched the spectacular performance on stage. Seeing Birdo descend upon a crescent moon and hearing her sweet voice once again... it was like a dream. But Wart knew what dreams were truly like, but nom this was real. He had seen--

@WarturisKoopa of the same naughty things as before, are you~?"

@WarturisKoopa at all interested, however. Another island, conveniently adjacent to yet ANOTHER dreamscape? We both seem to have a knack for finding more of those, it seems~!" She paused, and then gave the big, green Koopa a wry, teasing look in her eyes. "...you're not trying to do more--

@WarturisKoopa all of those dreams...well, real~!"

@WarturisKoopa "Mmmhmm! I hope he, too, is doing fine out there~! Maybe we'll see him again, someday!" Birdo then giggled. "Now, as much as I love to go on and on about myself, it's time to hear about you, sweet'ums! What are your plans? A dream world is fine, but real life is how you make--

--dreams for tonight and in the year to come!"

"Another year has come and gone for us all and I am thankful to have spent it with those I hold dear. To my dear brothers, my... alarming amount of nephews, my sweet niece, her husband and their hatchlings, my most beloved Birdie... and even my father, I wish you pleasant--

@WarturisKoopa said further about that incident, the better~!" She giggled.

@WarturisKoopa "Oh, it is~! She and I had the pleasure of meeting on Minmin Island, where a lot of us were aspiring for more and better! I met a darling hero named Nick who also helped me out when I was caught in the midst of an 'unfortunate understanding'." She paused. "...and the less--

@WarturisKoopa 'Crazy Tracy' ring a bell~?"

@WarturisKoopa "Well...unfortunately, no. I just figured if I toured around the world long enough, I may see them all again! It's just not happened, yet!" "In the meanwhile, I've certainly met a gaggle of new cuties that I'm proud to have met along the way!" She winked. "Does the name--

"Oh, indeed! It's simply been a lovely time~!"

"Oh, my GOODNESS, where does the time go~?"

'Super Mario Bros. 2' was released on the NES 35 years ago today in the US.

Birdo randomly appearing is the best running gag from the modern Paper Mario trilogy

"Oh, helloooooooo, Yoshi, dear~! How have you been?"

"Ah, another successful concert~!"

@WarturisKoopa my travels took to the Peaceful Woods, where I actually helped little Toad deal with that nasty Wario who had taken up residence. Being a hero's help instead of a bad girl was a bit of a career change, but I do think it was good for my morale and my image~!"

@WarturisKoopa "Oh, really? I think Mario is kinda cute, honestly! Good fighter, too! I actually fought him and his adorable brother, too, on another occasion!" She giggled. "Of course, neither of them can match my big, green hunk! But few can~!" "In any case, after I stretched my legs--