ben__stone

Stop asking girls to “hang out”. Tell them you need help decorating.

If your ringtone is something other than vibrate you are either nearing 50 years old or your just an asshole.

Last night was a movie. The movie stared me, and I was in bed by 7.

Why. Why is “subtle” spelled the way it is?

Skinny jeans and white leather boots🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Early worm gets the bird

“Textbook Required”….we’ll see about that

@Ohhhhh_Duran I’ll never be him…😞 @Carsonrr45 @Ohhhhh_Duran

@JaceVogel We’re playin poker

Buy a man eat fish, the day, teach man, to a life time.

@shivvvy_ @MathG0d Fun night…until it wasn’t

@MathG0d Our dear friend @8en_stone is allergic to nuts and didn’t tell me

Almost accidentally killed my neighbor this weekend

@pickett_nikki A spork I am not

@8en_stone come on, you’re at least a spork

Life is soup and I am a fork.

@Ohhhhh_Duran @Carsonrr45 I’m not really sure what your talking about

Personality type - Corrosive

Love a small town but hate the small town mindset.

@SeeJayWalls Ya let me get a letter of recommendation and a peak at your credit score while your at it hun.

@8en_stone I’d like a reference sheet.

Do I want your Snapchat?? No, I would like to look at your linked in.

Friend: What’s that little kid doing with his hands? Thattttt would be a 6 year old throwing up a crip sign at us...

Friends come and friends go. But mugshots, those last forever.

I don’t want to hear you talk about it, I want to see you do it.