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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen, and not being with you.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing. A: She had no arms.

Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car.

You're like school in the summertime -- no class.

I don't care how old I am, I will see Finding Dory.

Drake's music will have you missing the girl from 2nd grade who unfroze you during a game of freeze tag.

Chemistry jokes...

Crocs...

Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke..?

LSHMSFOAIDMT:

My girlfriend is like a Ferrari..

If I had Morgan Freeman's voice...

I only have setups, no punchlines.

I don't have a dirty mind..

The French give me the...

When a girls says: "I'm cold."

Every time..

That awkward moment when someone asks "what's wrong."

hmmm..