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Lusaka zambia Katılım Nisan 2017
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KATOR TARKAA@KatorTarkaa·
I'm 30 years old, and finally I have my own room.
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
I hate embarrassment. I hate public humiliation. Don't ever put me in a situation where people can laugh at me.
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What's your petpeeve?

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Uwera
Uwera@uweraEstherUg·
Accept it or not, there is a Demon on social media that deeply hates marriage.
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Mwebantu@Mwebantu·
UPDATE: In the North-Western province, police have apprehended 259 individuals in connection with the recent murder of a businesswoman in the Kisasa area. The suspects, comprising 163 males and 96 females, are facing charges of murder, assault on police, malicious damage to property, and riotous behavior.
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Brown
Brown@YoursBrown·
Academic greed is my favourite form of greed because how do you have 3 PhDs and a Pilot licence and an MBA on top of that. What a woman🔥 and that bank thought they can defraud her😭 madness
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cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠
cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠@blockhim2026·
If I send this to you it means you should consider the situation handled
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Ugo of #Geni🦅
Ugo of #Geni🦅@its_yugee·
This cat that just gave birth in December is pregnant again. I’m stressed. I’ve brought this madam up in the way of the Lord. Given her Holy communion; did cross on her head with anointing oil, connected her to NSPPD altar of fire, YET she’s about one month old pregnant, again.
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Ugo of #Geni🦅@its_yugee

And she shall be called Melanie Chinazaekpere Eriwa-Agwu Agwu Sanctified Baddie🙏🏾

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Luna M
Luna M@tiredfeminist_·
The Corgi was the one leading them home The German Shepherd was injured The dogs kept a protective formation around the German Shepherd The Corgi stopped often to make sure they were still okay It took them 2 days to get home They are neighbourhood friends I’m going to cry😭😭😭
Dexerto@Dexerto

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

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Dr. Katumwa Kenneth 🇺🇬
My son fought. I was summoned to HM's office-those invitations that come with stress. Boy is seated to my right, looking small, guilty & suddenly very obedient. I'm there trying to mimic a responsible parent. The Headmaster had prepared a sermon: He spoke. And spoke eloquently. And spoke vehemently. About discipline, character, the future. Etc etc… Me nodding like a car dashboard toy; My son-Head down, Silent, Regretful: The picture of reform. Finally, the Headmaster lands the plane: "Fighting in this school is highly punishable and strictly not allowed." I turn slowly to my son. "lan, have you heard?" Boy looks me dead in the eyes & says: "Yes, Daddy... I will beat him during the holidays." My spirit left my body😱.
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Missshalewa
Missshalewa@mz_dewa·
My mum changed this . When my brother brought his fiancée . My mum cooked lots of food, called surprise package people to sing for her. Did banner 😂, went to dentist to do scaling and polishing of her teeth (she said her DIL must meet her with sparkling teeth) bought different types of cloth. It was a fanfare
Jemima💄@thisismeeema

A man will visit his in laws and be treated like royalty but a woman will visit her in laws and be expected to auditioned for the role of a maid Make it makes sense!!!!

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Mo🧚🏼@Pearlyi_n_·
When you are unemployed and have nothing to do.
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Mannyvisuals@adefolarinnnn·
My grandma's wardrobe on my siblings & shot by me.
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Ifediche
Ifediche@esther_stan·
My wedding makeup can cost a million bucks Idc . The aim is to glow differently
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TeeBag🇰🇪@tii_bag·
I shared my wifi password with my neighbour and he's been using it for 5 months. Today I asked to be added to their Netflix but he said that its his wife who pays for the Netflix and she refused. Well,I cut them off from my wifi and he has the audacity to come ask why I did so
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