Chitsakabele 🇿🇲 🇲🇼 🇲🇿

I'm 30 years old, and finally I have my own room.

I hate embarrassment. I hate public humiliation. Don't ever put me in a situation where people can laugh at me.

Accept it or not, there is a Demon on social media that deeply hates marriage.

Do you even realize you can be in a relationship and still have no one to tell about your day?😂

I GOT PROMOTED!!!! I got promoted at work!!! I’m a manager guysss 🤭🤭Corporate communications and media 🤭

UPDATE: In the North-Western province, police have apprehended 259 individuals in connection with the recent murder of a businesswoman in the Kisasa area. The suspects, comprising 163 males and 96 females, are facing charges of murder, assault on police, malicious damage to property, and riotous behavior.

Academic greed is my favourite form of greed because how do you have 3 PhDs and a Pilot licence and an MBA on top of that. What a woman🔥 and that bank thought they can defraud her😭 madness

If I send this to you it means you should consider the situation handled

This cat that just gave birth in December is pregnant again. I’m stressed. I’ve brought this madam up in the way of the Lord. Given her Holy communion; did cross on her head with anointing oil, connected her to NSPPD altar of fire, YET she’s about one month old pregnant, again.

were you there?

The Corgi was the one leading them home The German Shepherd was injured The dogs kept a protective formation around the German Shepherd The Corgi stopped often to make sure they were still okay It took them 2 days to get home They are neighbourhood friends I’m going to cry😭😭😭

My son fought. I was summoned to HM's office-those invitations that come with stress. Boy is seated to my right, looking small, guilty & suddenly very obedient. I'm there trying to mimic a responsible parent. The Headmaster had prepared a sermon: He spoke. And spoke eloquently. And spoke vehemently. About discipline, character, the future. Etc etc… Me nodding like a car dashboard toy; My son-Head down, Silent, Regretful: The picture of reform. Finally, the Headmaster lands the plane: "Fighting in this school is highly punishable and strictly not allowed." I turn slowly to my son. "lan, have you heard?" Boy looks me dead in the eyes & says: "Yes, Daddy... I will beat him during the holidays." My spirit left my body😱.

My mum changed this . When my brother brought his fiancée . My mum cooked lots of food, called surprise package people to sing for her. Did banner 😂, went to dentist to do scaling and polishing of her teeth (she said her DIL must meet her with sparkling teeth) bought different types of cloth. It was a fanfare

When you are unemployed and have nothing to do.

My grandma's wardrobe on my siblings & shot by me.

My wedding makeup can cost a million bucks Idc . The aim is to glow differently

THIS! I'm shaking rn 😭😭😭 Just checked my email, wasn't even expecting this 😭😭😭

I shared my wifi password with my neighbour and he's been using it for 5 months. Today I asked to be added to their Netflix but he said that its his wife who pays for the Netflix and she refused. Well,I cut them off from my wifi and he has the audacity to come ask why I did so

for some reason i believe great people don’t just spawn from nowhere, they’re all connected.