cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠

No rizz just the willingness to help you grow into your full potential

this drunk guy yelled “move skinny bitch” at me and omggggg he thinks i’m skinny

Meet your boyfriend on twitter so you can tweet through your relationship

@juliegirltweets And they all have a million kids that have to deal with the fallout (hopefully the millions of dollars helps)

I’m watching the new secret lives of Mormon wives and it’s kinda depressing bc all these women ended up divorced. But at the same time these women are 100% better off alone and seem to have promising futures

@sports_only_ Okay!!!!

To those who post their cats and dogs and all their pets. Thank you. Please keep doing that.

@godthrewthedice That’s what the billions would be for!!

@blockhim2026 We don't have enough money to fund this sort of thing and already have high unemployment plus a housing crisis. The majority of people would work in cities such as Dublin, Galway, Limerick, Cork, and divert even more public spending there rather than already ignored areas.

If I was a billionaire I’d do this with it

@Oresnatcher Unreal they’re just saving all that when they could be creating shareholder value

@blockhim2026 Yesss somebody should put a Wendy’s right there😍

@TonyM1611066 I WISH!!!

@blockhim2026 That angel is the one near the Rocky statue?

A girl having a day 🎉 ☀️

@jamloowho ✨ art ✨

maintenance guy was fixing something in my bathroom yesterday, forgot this existed, hope he enjoyed

@SenpaiKoala Fluffed butter isn’t weird :(

fluff mentioned! 🗣️

@xtyna_ 🥰

@troymanshow !!!!!!!!!

@blockhim2026 Radical optimism is how we resist the machines lfg

Idc how trendy it is to be a pessimist I maintain a dastardly amount of hope for our future

The day doesn’t end when I’m tired the day ends when my phone dies

might fuck around and hold myself with grace in a way never seen before in my family lineage

@sophiemg2018 YOU NEED TO

anyone wanna take a trip to ireland with me??

@lovetogopee Thank you for spelling it out for me so I don’t have to suffer through another CoHo book

yes i am going through another Hoover hate phase please respect my hatred at this time

y'all remember the Colleen Hoover book where the female MC was a drunk driver and killed her boyfriend and then spends the rest of the book stalking his family to try and meet the daughter she gave birth to in prison despite the family getting a restraining order and everything

London is cool but I’m really thinking about how soon I can get home to read Say Nothing again

@SenpaiKoala Find someone who looks at you like the guy pouring your beers

this is who’s pouring your beers btw

@mldiffley Vibe curator

My retweets got more motion than my actual tweets