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That Chinese car that looks like a Lamborghini urus is 24 million Naira 😭😭😭 WTAF?? A NEW CAR???? HOW???. Now imagine that in black 🖤, Can they make like smaller ones like they did with tecno and infinix, 😭 so I can afford it. Has anybody gotten that exact one yet?

People with no capital defending it with their lives.

Literally everyone smokes now Male and female damn

if i see dying police for road, i no go help am

half of twitter is horny and the other half is suicidal

Nike just unveiled Olaolu Slawn’s pitch painting for Nigeria’s Super Eagles.

Oysters. The food that filter-feeds through whatever water it happens to be living in, concentrating heavy metals, bacteria, agricultural runoff, and raw sewage into a small grey blob of uncertain texture. And we serve them raw on ice and call it fine dining. The oyster is not a delicacy. The oyster is a water treatment system. You are eating the sewage filter and telling your date it tastes like the sea. It does taste like the sea. That's the problem.

cana no dey cure any depression, na your money go finish

POV: you realize in the middle of driving you haven't been paying attention and start wondering how you're still alive

Mind you, we are all going to die.

I wan use once I trade kill this girl, me wey no get coin

did p2p with this guy on bybit. shared my number, he messaged me on whatsapp… and boom, we started talking. now we do p2p offline. no charges, no extra fees, just a bybit uid and an opay account. trust >>>>>>

E get as babe go freaky, you go just know say her papa don die.