Mari Jordan

happy national hotdog day to those who celebrate @cjdeville 🌭

@Sltilley14 appropriate response lol, glad they found a new market in Minnesota!!!

@92CreativeMJ He said that right away! Met the founders and told his story of disappointment that KC was closed haha

@92CreativeMJ Brent has a new hat to wear on the course this fall!!

This is everything right with sports

philly fans when an 11 year old doesn’t catch a line drive with an 150 mph exit velocity

A JORDAN WALKER WALK-OFF 👑 The Cardinals slugger has won the 2026 Home Run Derby in dramatic fashion.

LETS GO WALKER

the millennial in me can never stop a shoulder shimmy when 90s euro dance comes on 💃🪩

dope

looked yesterday, in stock I hesitated… less than 12hr later completely sold out. Let this be a lesson to pull the trigger when you want something lol

Y'all are too quick with it, we can't even lie

who allows brooke henderson to always walk onto golf courses in essential what looks like softball pants with no long socks….

How do I nominate a tweet for a Pulitzer

trump takes a snooze receives all the boos new york still alive knicks in five

young pitchers need to study film of @TaylorTinsley7 the routine. the positive body language. eye contact with her teammates. the self talk. fearless with every pitch. & just an absolute warrior.

Taylor Tinsley shouldered a massive load for @UCLASoftball the entire season. She threw 235 innings, about 3.5 times that of the next arm on staff. 33 wins (t-3rd in program history) and nearly 4,000 pitches (3,998) later, @TaylorTinsley7 left it all on the field.

life update: got a new car + a fiancé

pls I beg everyone to stop using ai generated slop for advertising 😭

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away