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Not long to go until my doc on Ayrshire footballer Andy Auld screens at @GlasgowShort. Andy played for the USA at the 1st World Cup in 1930. (He was just 1 of 5 Scots in that US team btw) One of @ScottishFA’s great untold stories. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸

@indy_swim Yep, the left still can't meme.

British nationalists finding out Glasgow Central Station will fully re-open and the SNP committing £10 million to support businesses affected by the fire

@NiallFraser8 are these weirdos still wearing covid masks?

Masked up mob here at Holyrood.

@BrianSpanner1 Scottish, specifically glaswegian, socialists are some of the most bitter people you'll ever meet.

I simply cannot wait for the ‘Glaswegian’ progressives realisation that their fucking right-on hallucinations about what a thriving city looks like reaches the same point when the fucking morons worked out the SNP was a cavalcade of malign simpletons.

@NiallFraser8 Business as usual for them.

Antifa are openly attacking people in Edinburgh.

@heavyspoilers Why would they hire guys known for making improvised comedies to direct a han solo movie to begin with?

I refuse to believe Lord and Miller made a bad Han Solo movie tbh

@reececameron_ We’re almost a third of the way through the year, what do they consider “early 2026”? 😂

As if St Enochs couldn’t get any worse too. And yet..

@Jack_Wad_V2 I wouldn’t trust anything written by @PaulThomsonEK , guys an absolute weapon.

Footballs dead if this happens. If you want your own wee frilly club for this bollocks, make your own wee frilly club. Don't burn down almost 150 years of history and make it something it isn't. Mergers? Whatever. But this is taking history and running it through the shredder

@catshealdeprsn The view I got 😂

"Im not blocking the view, im the view" 😺

@CountDankulaTV Didn’t have “David Icke retweeting Count Dankula” on my 2026 bingo.

Christianity was "invented" by Jesus Christ you literal fucking retard.

@CarbonHelium @media_by_dan I’m talking about the actual mechanism of the camera, not the subject. 🤦🏻

@98ALTV @media_by_dan The fact it looks grimy and disgusting is a good thing actually. Makes shots way more interesting and textured. Perfectly encapsulates the gritty feeling of Gotham

Reeves raised the fucking standard. There is no excuse for a modern superhero movie not to look this good

@PrimeShade @anon_opin Because George put all his eggs in one basket and released a triple album as his first effort.

@anon_opin I always thought it strange that Harrison and Lennon - the two Beatles who were keenest to go solo - both ran out of steam within a couple of years, while McCartney - who was desperate to keep the band together - went on to be the most successful.

All Things Must Pass is one of the most overrated albums of all time. Not because it's crap, it isn't, it's good. But it's not what people often use it as - proof that Harrison was a better songwriter than Lennon and McCartney.

@MbarkCherguia Norm McDonald

I’ll go first… Seth Rogan

@anon_opin You think you’re special?

I've never met anyone who loved the song "My Way" who wasn't also an irredeemable cunt.

@WingsScotland The r/scotland threat is wall to wall gimps.

Having lots of fun reading this thread on Reddit, the home of trans paedophiles, and have even created an account offering to answer any questions they have. How long before my account is deleted? reddit.com/r/Scotland/com…

When John Williams first played the SUPERMAN march for Richard Donner, they said the music literally “says” the word “Superman,” which convinced everyone it was the definitive theme.

@Gibboanxious Oh shut up you tart!

Only Fools and Horses is NOT better than Father Ted

@Nerdrotics @Variety He’s the reason this guy was called BOB.

@Variety He was really good at buying IP and fucking it up.

Bob Iger is stepping down as #Disney CEO tomorrow. Under his tenure, the company acquired three divisions that have generated massive returns: • Pixar (2006): $40B+ • Marvel (2009): $13B • Lucasfilm (2012): $12B Read more about Iger’s legacy: wp.me/pc8uak-1lH1AU

@80_mcswan But they’re not Scots though are they?

Well done to Motherwell Football Club. Every Scot has a place regardless of religion, colour or place of birth. Furthermore, Motherwell FC have managed to piss off Tommy Robinson, so they get a gold star in my book.