98armstead

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@_kingjonah Where are the jokes?

This seemed more cringe than funny

@mydearpham Genuine question: are you retarded or just trolling?

genuine question but how to f1 cars get transported between races do they break the cars down into parts or do they try to shove it onto the planes and hope for the best

@NedMiddles1 There's no way he didn't know the joke. Try again, loser.

I always loved when HARRY ANDERSON would show up on CHEERS. JOHN RATZENBERGER didn't know what the gag would be, but was told to go along with it. 😂😂😂

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How am I meant to afford this: $1,550 rent $270 electricity $100 water $230 internet $120 car insurance every single month on under $20/hr???

@imfat You're an idiot if you're paying that much for electricity and internet

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Honest question… why do guys poop everyday without fail but most women can go 2 to 3 days without??

@OfficialDesiree Is that why you darkies hate white people?

Racism is a sign of low intelligence.

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これ見て思ったけど、フランス料理に勝てる国って無いね

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A Woman on her period doesn't urinate.

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what’s a sign of low intelligence?

@buffys black skin

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Hot take but listening to an audiobook is not reading and it’s actually insane to think otherwise

🤯 EN 1981, ANDRE GREGORY PRÉDISAIT DÉJÀ NOTRE MONDE Dans le film culte « My Dinner with Andre », il lâche ce monologue terrifiant à Wallace Shawn : « Nous vivons dans un cauchemar orwellien créé par un gouvernement totalitaire mondial basé sur l’argent. Tout ce que vous entendez vous transforme en robot. Les New-Yorkais vivent dans un état de schizophrénie : ils sont à la fois gardiens et prisonniers. Ils ont été lobotomisés et ne voient même plus la prison qu’ils ont construite. Les années 60 ont été le dernier sursaut de l’être humain avant qu’il ne soit éteint. Bientôt il ne restera plus que des robots qui ne ressentent rien, ne pensent à rien… et personne ne se souviendra même que la vie a existé sur cette planète. » 45 ans plus tard… on y est pile. Vous trouvez que c’était de la science-fiction ou une prophétie glaçante ?

🤯 IN 1981, ANDRE GREGORY PREDICTED EXACTLY WHERE WE’RE GOING In the cult film “My Dinner with Andre”, he delivers this chilling monologue to Wallace Shawn: “We’re living in some kind of Orwellian nightmare created by a world totalitarian government based on money. Everything you hear now turns you into a robot. New Yorkers exist in a state of schizophrenia — they’re both guards and prisoners. They’ve been lobotomized and can no longer even see the prison they’ve made. The 1960s were the last burst of the human being before he was extinguished. From now on there’ll simply be robots walking around, feeling nothing, thinking nothing… and soon nobody will remember that there once was a species called a human being.” 45 years later… we’re living it. Was this just fiction… or a prophecy?

@Iam6ixdee Well said, English major.

@98armstead I no dark I dominican

Why do mfs put they first and last as they username on socials 😂

@Jasper30x FAKE. REPORTED.

A Black man completely surrenders, yet is still assaulted 😳shocked a black cop was also present and didn’t help

@BowTiedPassport Thank you. That's very nice. Good luck making up your next ridiculous story.

@98armstead I wish the best for you Truly

Went on a date with an Argentinian girl last night. She mentioned she lived in America for a year and asked why the food was "so spicy" I asked where?…She said…Boston I’m like, WTF could you have eaten in Boston that was spicy?! Broad looked at me and said…Kentucky Fried Chicken. 😂 Never in my life have I heard someone describe KFC as spicy.

I was at this game as a young kid and fortunate enough to be sitting behind the visitor’s on deck circle to see this up close. Pretty sure this never happened again.

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If you're a comedian and people clap/cheer, you suck