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Alaska95

@9Alaska5

“Dude, You’re just mad cause you’re angry” ~myg0t dadcop2, 2012.

alaska_95 on Discord 🟣 Katılım Temmuz 2023
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Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@kaceytron waking up in the morning knowing I will never acquire a woman that looks like this with her priorities straight 😭😭😭
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Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@DramaAlert Why do I feel like you’re just making up shit because your news feed is so boring and slow today… these are comments with 2 likes like who the fuck actually cares?
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Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@DramaAlert Literally who is this and why the fuck do we care? This account has gone down the toilet 💩
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DramaAlert@DramaAlert·
Morgpie talks about getting rib removal surgery.
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Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@barkmeta Actual fucking self destructive behavior.
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Bark@barkmeta·
I sold my house last week. I’m putting every penny into Pokemon cards. Yes, you read that correctly. I’m moving into my Grandma’s basement to cut expenses and buy as many cards as possible. She thinks I’ve lost my mind, but I can’t sit here and watch this market pump every single day and not be in it. Pokemon cards returned 1,900% in 5 years. My house returned 14%. One day I’ll sell the cards and buy a house 10x bigger. People can laugh now, but they won’t be laughing for long.
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Alaska95
Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@Luckyy_W Right. But when I do it it’s down to my last 3 dollars and weed and porn to survive till next paycheck. Fuck yourself loser
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LuckyW@Luckyy_W·
holy cow
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Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸@Bubblebathgirl·
Democrat councilwoman plowed into a bicyclist, sent him flying, and then drove away in New Jersey. The driver, Amy DeGise, lost her driving privileges for a year and had to pay a $5,000 fine, but that’s it. The incident happened back in 2022. But given how politicians are being made to resign for sexual assault allegations and offenses, what other acts should make them step down? In the crash, the bicyclist, Andrew Black, did go through a red light when DeGise had the green. But DeGise leaving the scene of an accident was obviously illegal. Moreover, DeGise had no idea if Black was okay. Obviously he’s to blame for running the red light. And I loathe how many bicyclists ignore laws. But that doesn’t give other people the right to ignore laws too. There need to be more severe legal penalties for bicyclists running reds, but that’s another rant. Should DeGise have been forced to resign from the council? Faced greater penalties? I feel like both people involved were in the wrong and both should’ve faced greater legal penalties. (foxnation on IG)
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Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@Tyler_McV If you really think Half Life 3 is gonna be revealed by this dork consider yourself wrong 😂😂😂
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The Tennis Goat@thettennisgoat·
🚨PrizePicks 3x🚨 One more dropped ! 🫡
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Wildlife Wonders
Wildlife Wonders@life_wild21208·
Guess his name! 💬
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Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@planeguy777 @shitpost_2049 False. The original creator of this meme is me. Please do not give into this rage bait as this person is a fucking imbecile
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random guy@planeguy777·
@shitpost_2049 original poster is skullmug, don’t give this fucking thief views
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Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@TheCatsX Why is bro still reposting this video over and over and over?? 😭
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The Cats 𝕏@TheCatsX·
why is bro still eating?? 😭
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Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@14czsncrakr88 It’s kind of sad that today kids don’t even know what Max Payne is and think this shit is a masterpiece 🤡
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Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@hoezayART Can you speed this up faster? My attention span isn’t that long
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Sean @seanccarter·
@heyitsmeCarolyn This should be illegal… idc… how are you gonna take away somebody’s transportation while they’re at the mall or out doing business. That is heartless.
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Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@TheGTA6Informer Me pulling up to the parade at 106MPH in 4k60fps with surround sound
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Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@WHITEH0TPEPPERS Ok so what’s the correlation between owning a business and drinking alcohol? Literal dumbass engagement bait
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MrNoDayzOff@Dayzoff79·
@Piicools I mean you’re the one running who’s really the bitch?
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Pico 🎈@Piicools·
keyboard warrior in real life💀☠️
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Alaska95@9Alaska5·
@mymixtapez I’ve literally never heard of this nigga. But I’ve heard of Druski 🤡
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My Mixtapez@mymixtapez·
Ig comedian feels like the culture not giving him his flowers he says: "I’m the reason why there’s a Druski!"
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𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐈@Yem0_X·
Is he just a janitor...Or someone about to change the snack industry forever? He invented spicy potato chips , And became a cooperate executive. 🤔
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