AYO!KUNNU Zetarium

On behalf of Victor Osimhen 🙏🏽

If he breaks KDB's assist record and breaks the MOTM award record which will both help Man Utd finish 3rd and secure Champions League Football then goes ahead to perform well and help Portugal win the world cup, we will have very serious conversations about the Balon D'or.

Today i announce my retirement from football, Four different countries six different clubs, A boy from Muthurwa with a big dream, carrying a Nations pride everytime i stepped onto the pitch. To my family, friends, agent, the fans and the coaching staff that helped me throughout

@Owiggy_ Brown nko

that your potential banger wey you tweet that time wey no bang, tweet am again make you see something.

Can't wait for the EPL to start again so I can watch Arsenal fumble the League and Champions League.🫠

Most people overestimate what they can do in a year and underestimate what they can do in five. Nothing compounds like consistency.

Sometimes a man just needs to nap in the lap of a large breasted woman

This generation of secondary school students are so lucky… imagine if we had ChatGPT in our time 😂

Sha dey help me do PR dey go

@Phantombeing_ Show them

My barber said I should let him cook. Chef Barbz kuk that thing

Let them know

Retweet is a form of engagement.

Dear @DalotDiogo I’m a big fan of yours for a long time. I’ll be attending United game v Leeds on Monday for the first time in my life. I’ll like to get your signed shirt and a picture with you. Cheers in advance ❤️

Sodiqi

Reducing what goes on in a boy’s head on his birthday to fake maturity is an evidence to how insensitive the other gender can be to a boy, many times even in relationships. For boys, a lot of expectations are attached to age While birthday is a call for studio photoshoot for some for many boys, new age is a reminder of the apartment of their own that they should have had It’s a reminder that they are getting too old to be where they’re financially, academically and relationship wise etc On a normal day a boy could just sit and start thinking of how to move forward in life, that thinking is more intense on a birthday So if they don’t send a picture of themselves as broadcast to all contacts on WhatsApp group for a repost, it’s not a flex They are grateful for life, but when they have something truly worth celebrating they won’t hold back It’s not fake maturity, we are usually on a date with reality and reality is not friendly.

Magnificent

WOMAN TO WOMAN : Can we normalize saying yes to a DNA test if he’s asking? 🫶

Some of you women need to drop this unnecessary meanness whenever some women talk about things they do for their families, you can choose to not do anything for yours fr.

@egi_nupe Cruel world

For every single person you choose first before yourself, they will choose themselves above you if they were in your shoes.