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I’ve just boarded a flight from London to the US.
I checked my boarding pass and headed to my seat, fully expecting it to be occupied by an entitled woman claiming to need it so she could be near her kids, giving me the essential elements of an indignant social media post.
But no.
The seat was empty.
No entitled woman claiming to need it so she could be near her kids, giving me the essential elements of an indignant social media post.
Empty. Unoccupied.
I sat down. The delightful stewardess brought me a drink.
Sometimes in life oh do fuck off.
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