Alice💗

5 months on estrogen and I feel like a new woman 🥰

20 months on E and I can now mog clavicular 🫡

Alice lore drop

I got picked up by a guy I know from the army last night, let’s just say that bag isn’t the only thing that got dirty 😛

@grandpaladin I’ll book an appointment on Monday

@AALL11CC33 Better get that taken care of sooner rather than later, girlie.

I had a nightmare and ground my teeth so hard that a corner of one broke off 😭😭 ( at least I’m getting my lashes done next week)

I just got the renders for my new wardrobe, I’m actually never going to want to leave my room 😛

@Jazmynpissalot @Jessmoder I actually felt like I was going to get robbed on the way to his house from the uber, bringing an LV bag was not a smart choice

@Alice_The_Fish @Jessmoder Classic armley ooof

Im in Leeds… what I do?

@Jessmoder We’re in flannels making questionable financial decisions

@Alice_The_Fish Im in white rose rn 😔

I must have caught a bug or something because I haven’t been able to keep anything down since last week….my stomach is just aching and churning

@The_Bunny_Doll You’re never going to beat the foot fetish allegations

As a passenger I've given my bf road head before, and let him suck my toes while driving, on very very long car journeys I've gotten bored enough to start flashing my tits to other drivers too, that's always really funny. As a driver I've gotten my TT up to 140mph, the fastest it can go without getting the limiter removed, I've lost traction multiple times in the wet and ended up skidding/drifting while managing to keep control. The craziest thing I did in my miata was flipping it over a roundabout and completely writing it off 😭

I’m making these little lavender pillows for all my friends out of an old Gucci shirt I found, I rly hope they like them

It’s official, the dresses I make can hold up throughout an entire concert (just don’t look at the stitching on the inside 🙃)

@The_Bunny_Doll You’re the reason I’ve been strong, thank you for helping me stay clean 🥹

229 and missing it every day, really sucks that a lot of my social circle can and are doing it, even my bf did it on two occasions after I came out of the psych ward clean off it, he phoned me up while he was high on one of the occasions and I had to almost trip sit for the duration of the call, it feels kinda hypocritical that some of the people telling me I can't do it are doing it themselves lmao

@tameimpala cured my depression

@Mazclin Nuu I sold my man card for some labubus

@Alice_The_Fish That’s a man.

I’m actually yearning for this girl, I just wana fall asleep on her again 😩

I’m starting up my own sweatshop where I’m the soul employee (I’m gonna hire @Fey_dbc to whip me into working harder

@frostawuzhere Let me out 😭 I’m tired of seeing your search history

@Alice_The_Fish Haiii pretty lady also in my phone :3

Gmorning tiny people in my phone