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PitPrincess
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I’m always drunk on my own tears.
🐊 Katılım Ekim 2013
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@ABCaud Unfortunately I wouldn’t know lol. Drink a double shot of tequila for Unc 😬
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Realized I had every light on in this bitch like I’m not the one paying the electric bill. Shut all that shit off expeditiously.
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Full shade, he did whatever he did to his face and that was enough to keep me from wanting his makeup
ann@yaprelief
Patrick Ta states: “I created a three step blush routine” in his video where he copies Painted by Esther word for word. See below in this side by side
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This lady said she takes her ass to bed when she has no calories left for the day and I’ve honestly never related to something more in my life.
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Unless you in flint Michigan I can’t understand using bottle water to cook
UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨@dontasktolink
My homegirl saw me fill my pot with pipe water and said “you cook with pipe water?” Yall been using bottled water to cook?????,
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if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away
Dev 👹@GymLeaderDev
im cryin this therapy horse vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia 😭
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This what I mean when I say I wanna be with somebody that play just as much as me
☠︎︎@bizzleecos
this husband fake proposed to get them free drinks 😭
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The Wire (2002) was nearly cancelled every season. HBO kept renewing it reluctantly despite mediocre ratings, only because critics wouldn't stop calling it the greatest show ever made.
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This is just my weekly reminder to people who may have skipped the other days.
Nate R Marderosian@5n0fl4k3
@ABCaud Wild that Mon-Sat are not for washing your ass 😬
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Idk how to say I love you so I buy this man bags of snickers every week and save his horoscope for him.
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Hadn’t had a haircut since January and Miss Letty cursed me clean out.
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