Alan Bobalik

@TheBetterReneau Whoa there buddy, try saying that in a small town and see what happens!

Jason Aldean is corny

@KiannMcDonald_4 “Take my eyes but not the shirt”

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a top 10 movie of all time

@TheBetterReneau I’ve done a lot more for a lot less.

@ABobalik For all you can chicken wings, shrimp and riblets id do the same

How pick up trucks are advertised vs how most people actually use them.

@michael_economy @PicturesFoIder Ah yes, Wisconsin

@KalebSwagner You’ve got 3 weeks to dial in the perfect day just as I have already planned to do

@ABobalik You made me think Oppenheimer was already out you suck

10am - watch Oppenheimer 1pm - purchase a pet bird 3pm - run fb marketplace scams with my new bird 5pm - Barbie movie 7pm - refill oil in my oil lanterns 9pm - send back Cobb salad at Denny’s

9am - Barbie movie Noon - eat a giant plate of green beans 2:00-2:03pm- pedal vigorously on a stationary bike 3:00pm - watch Oppenheimer 6:00pm - assemble moving boxes 8:30pm - order DVD collection of tv show Ed staring Julie Bowen, Justin Long, John Slattery, and Tom Cavanaugh

This is a dress rehearsal for when school is done right @ABobalik ?

@r3tic3nt I think it involves a clock of some sort?

i have no idea what dunkirk is about but it’s still my favorite movie

Chutney has had its moment, we need to find something else to slather on foods. Don’t bother suggesting aioli.

Personally I find it embarrassing that Charles even wants to be King. That's some kid stuff, you're grown man, just live in palace like you've been doing. King literally means nothing to anyone.

This is exactly a bribe

I've literally never heard anyone say anything good or bad about Lake Ontario. It's just not worthing talking about apparently.

The 76ers tonight. #harden #embid #NBAPlayoffs

My “not feds” license plate has people asking me a lot of questions already answered by my license plate.

I know these terms are often used in a negative connotations but I personally think it sounds really fun to live in a banana republic with a kangaroo court.

@TheBetterReneau Perfect, just sell a kidney

@ABobalik I’ll get us the second weeks vip passes. Just a few paychecks no big deal