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UnklAndy

@ABrackenPrime

ok let’s try a little 1234

Katılım Temmuz 2010
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UnklAndy
UnklAndy@ABrackenPrime·
My hand is fucked up and I LIKE it.
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UnklAndy@ABrackenPrime·
Wow nice forks, man. Mind if I test out the mouthfeel?
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UnklAndy
UnklAndy@ABrackenPrime·
It’s funny when prince sings “maybe I’m just like my father” cuz what if prince’s dad is exactly like prince
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UnklAndy@ABrackenPrime·
@collnsmith It wasn’t always like that. He got addicted at some point.
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UnklAndy@ABrackenPrime·
@paulrust I asked for one and what do they give me? A one-way ticket to imagination.🤷‍♂️
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Paul Rust
Paul Rust@paulrust·
Did I tell you I got a VIP passport that can take me ANYWHERE in the world for free? Uh-huh. It’s called a library card. Get yours today.
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Sarah Guzzardo
Sarah Guzzardo@MsSarahGuzzardo·
7 year old wanted to hear a song from “a Minions movie” (there are 5) did not know lyrics, title, melody or where the song occurred. He said it went “duh duh da duh” and I said “…I don’t know HOW this could be but is it… the Mission Impossible theme?” Sherlock could never
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DOUGHBOYS
DOUGHBOYS@doughboyspod·
Breaking Chews! Joining us for our NYC live show at the Palladium on June 9th will be Mike Hanford, Zach Cherry, and Tami Sagher! Tickets still left at headgum.com/live
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Chelsea Peretti
Chelsea Peretti@chelseaperetti·
the word puke is gross but it is right
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Mike Hanford
Mike Hanford@MikeHanford·
Fun Fact - “The Movies” Edition: The film was originally titled “Jurassic Flark” until an on-set medic suggested “Why not make the title of the movie the thing that it says on those big gates?” The rest, as they say, is cinematic history.
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UnklAndy
UnklAndy@ABrackenPrime·
I heard that when Yo-Yo Ma was asked to play at the Inaugural program, he said, “OK but do not ask me to play the fucking cello.” He eventually agreed so that the nation could heal.
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UnklAndy
UnklAndy@ABrackenPrime·
A wolverine is when a wolf fucks a tangerine and that’s just a fact.
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UnklAndy
UnklAndy@ABrackenPrime·
When you knew the recount wouldn’t overturn a result but while they were doing the recount your paranoid mind started inventing nightmarish coup scenarios but then the recount comes in and the result has NOT been overturned, as you knew it would not be.
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UnklAndy
UnklAndy@ABrackenPrime·
@johnmoe A man, a plan, bamlanivimab. Panama.
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Will Hines
Will Hines@willhines·
Just did 15,000 crunches. I didn’t even think that was possible!
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