@zachthesoundlad is definetly more of a "SlytherCHIN" valuing slimey growth, straight wet sloppy angles and the ability to partially absorb a puddle of spilt warm milk.
My Hogwarts house is "HuffleFLUFF" valuing hard growth, tangled pubic density, pointed angles and the ablity to clean melted cheese of plates without hot water.
Sadly, I don't think I'll be braided for the fight. BUT, none the less, I'm thick, prickly, JUICED and ready to take a punch! @_Starkilla Good luck to you, brother! Let's go.....
Like petition to get @_Starkilla to shave sides of the beard, leaving only the 'CHIN BEARD' for the fight. Preferably braided, but we'll take what we can get.