Alex Blundell

@ThisIsAito Fascinated with NFT, here’s my portfolio. Like and I’ll send you my username ❤️

some of you are curious about NFTs but haven’t minted yet. I'd love to support you ❤️ respond with a link to your portfolio and I will start by picking 20 of you to sponsor your first mint by sending 0.1eth follow me so i can dm to get your address with love, egg 🥚_🥚

My favourite thing to do when I disagree with my mums observations is replying deadpan “You know my name not my story” as if I didn’t exit her

@tiaderb_ Okay wait for episode 2 and see what you think 😂

@ACBlundell Dude I've literally just started the new season this second lol

I saw a story about people throwing up over the meat grinding scene in the new season of #You ... All I gotta say is y’all weak

So my mum always eats everything sweet in the house and she just goes: “I buy it to share, you just don’t share it fast enough.” ... that’s not how sharing works mum.

The acting on some of these soap operas is about as believable as the plot lines 😂

@Babi_Kupi Ngl it turned out alright 😂

Absolutely no one: Me: I reckon I could cut my own hair... Also me: Challenge accepted. Now I have a fringe that I didn’t particularly want 🙃

The Green Mile just came on and I don’t know if I’m emotionally ready to watch it again

@_gemmam_ Then pause Taylor and use those tears to water your garden of f*cking success 💪🏼 #lovedontpaythebills

Waiting for @chancetherapper to drop his new album like:

Dogs that have their own Instagram pages are the only ‘influencers’ the platform needs tbh

Stuck between “Ahh it’s gonna be sad when uni finishes” and “Damn let this dissertation hell be over” You feel me.

The night’s watch: we wanna make Jon Snow Lord Commander. Jon snow: oh please no Lords of the north: we wanna make Jon Snow King in the North Jon snow: i don’t want to be. Sam: you’re the heir to the iron throne Jon snow:

Always take your ‘history’ with salt, they won’t teach this stuff in schools.

2011: The world’s gonna end next year...like probably....bc of something w the Mayans People: *freaking out* 2019: There is SCIENTIFIC PROOF that Global Warming is rapidly destroying life as we know it, and we need change, fast. People: lol ok

Reality TV is honestly more believable than #politics right now 😂

When I see a dog in public that I desperately want to pet...

Is there anyone in the #Bournemouth/#Dorset area who would be willing to talk on the #WomeninMind group that recently won a grant ? @DorsetMind