ACJ

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Get a therapist

@MHLondon22 You can come and do mine

First of the year!

@TimmyLDN @gingertrvlguru Bubu I will colab with you. I don't have an onlyfans tho. Maybe we can make wholesome content for onlyFlans 🥧

@gingertrvlguru No, I am about 6 foot too tall, and have more than 5 brain cells 😘🥰

London OnlyFans / Circuit gays consist of about 8 guys producing the same content over & over & just sleeping with each other. It’s really quite dull. 🥱🙄

@dragondroptools It's super tasty tho

@LEMcClelland With the right lube we all know you would get past the stick

Everything reminds me of him

God I'm actually 40. Kinda expected to be dead by now so I should maybe buy a house or something.

At work on my birthday sucks but at least I have a cute date tonight 🥰

Also me now to all the people with the surname Grindr, Scruff or Hinge in my address book who whatsapp me on a Saturday evening 'hey what's up?'

Oh my god. Me. At 40 years old (next week) am suddenly dating again and I feel like a giggly teenager. WTF 🥰

Coming soon: An ITV drama in which Toby Jones plays a businessman watching his export business & livelihood get destroyed by Brexit red tape and European customers buying elsewhere. Susanna Reid and Richard Madeley start a GMB campaign to rescind Lord Hannan's peerage.

@basic_john_ Oh congrats. In house or community?

@southg8lad Gill is so rude to me omg

Just lol’d at this all over again @ACJ_uk

Excuse me mother? @ACJ_uk

I was in the supermarket & there was an old lady in front of me at the checkout. She didn't have enough money to buy her shopping, she started to cry then she looked at me & asked "Why won't they stop the boats?" I cuddled her & said "It'll be fine. Rishi will stop the boats"

I'm meant to have a date but instead I have a fever and the shits. Fuck my life

@Felipeabody Oh no I am so sorry to hear this. It's so awful. I hope you're holding up ok x

@ACJ_uk I feel your pain, today my Doug passed away too

So sad to say I had to say goodbye to my little baby today. Bone cancer causing pain and not able to walk of lay comfortably despite a lot of pain killers. 😭

@SeannBhoy87 Oh no I am so sorry to hear this. It's so shitty. They really are part of the family and it's such a traumatic experience.

Single life