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Joao Neves would need to play nearly 22 consecutive 90's to reach Rice's time on the pitch in the Premier League this season. Rice has covered 350.3km of total distance and has accelerated almost 900 more times than Neves over the course of the domestic season.

The girlies had their fun yesterday, today is for real men

What a BEAUTY from Eberechi Eze! 😍

rapping with the same cadence in 2026

Joe Rogan tells Theo Von to his face he’s “losing his f*cking marbles” during the latest episode of the podcast. Rogan then urged him to get off antidepressants after Von went on a bizarre rant. VON: “It’s all just a cat and mouse game.” “People are like, ‘we’ll elect the Democrats next time.’ But it’s all...the same sh*t has been happening forever.” “They haven’t been helping anybody forever.” “They’re letting f*cking politicians slurp on kids!” “All of our f*cking money goes to Israel and they’re using it to f*cking genocide people!” “It’s like, everybody is scared out of their wits right now. It’s like, our religious leaders are afraid to speak out.” “It’s like...the...it’s a time where it’s like...satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are talking about bullsh*t at the polls!” “It’s just like, what is going...I don’t know man.” ROGAN: “We gotta get you off those antidepressants, son.” “You’re losing your f*cking marbles!” VON: “You think I am?” ROGAN: “Come hang out with us. Just chill out!”

This is the proud language of a white supremacist. There’s no other way to describe it and no defense of it. Pure racism.

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Come outside @ChappellRoan

Anything that isn’t going up? Oh yes everyone’s wages 🙄

🚨BREAKING -- British journalist Steve Sweeney has been targeted by an Israeli airstrike in Lebanon.

“He’s nothing but a kid with the world at his feet.” Peter Drury, you poet. Make a grown man cry.

THE YOUNGEST EVER 🔥 Max Dowman is the name. @Arsenal

@hfrpodcast he has the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever (start with HH)

I had a dream Today 👇 May 22nd 2026

I hope in the next universe Messi and Ronaldo’s kids wouldn’t have geographical privilege.

The Green Party's Caroline Lucas humiliates Reform UK's Zia Yusuf on #Newsnight "Your position is utterly incoherent" "You have provided no evidence that it's the Equalities Act that discriminates against white working class boys" "And when it comes to the wider issue of taking your word on anything you've said, it seems to be a muddled message" "When you said something about Robert Jenrick a few years ago, we are not to take it seriously, whereas now we are to take you seriously" "We've got Reform UK's Suella Braverman ripping up the Equalities Act" "We've got Richard Tice suggesting people will end up with far more expensive energy bills because he wants to go drilling in the north sea rather than using renewable energy" "Reform UK pretends to be an insurgent party, an anti establishment anti elite party, yet it's stuffed full of old Tory retreads" "It just doesn't add up" "People looking at this press conference this afternoon are going to feel that Reform UK doesn't know what its doing" "The interesting thing of course was Nigel Farage was trying to present the other spokespeople as a way of saying that it's no longer just about me, its' about all of us" "All of you were asked by the press 25 questions, and Nigel Farage answered all of them"

BREAKING🚨| Reform want to legalise discrimination. @Nowak_Paul: “If you don’t look like Nigel Farage or me… you could be in trouble.”

BREAKING 🚨 | Reform announce plans to legalise discrimination. Plans include scrapping the Equality Act, which would legalise discrimination against a worker if they were a woman, disabled, black, pregnant or gay. From ripping up equality protections, to backing fire-and-rehire, to opposing a ban on zero-hours contracts, Reform UK have made it clear whose side they’re on – and it’s not working people.

🚨 BREAKING: Netanyahu is now in CRITICAL HEALTH condition, he has blood cancer, diagnosed yesterday. He is also battling Stage 3 prostate cancer.