Dumbass Oguri Cap.

I've seen this "strawpage" stuff going around a lot recently.. I dont know why it's called a strawpage if theres no straw and no page though.. acertainoguri.straw.page (You guys are gonna have to bear with the horrible editing cause i am BUNS at this)

@BakuShinNEIGH I absolutely will..!!

@ACertainOguri OKAY! GO GIVE IT A TRY!

*Opens door* My Yooni-form got dirtied, how do I clean it..?

@BakuShinNEIGH Hmmm... Okay I think I get it..!!

@ACertainOguri JUST PUT THE WASHING TABLETS IN! THEN THE CLOTHES! THEN THE CONDITIONER! THEN LET IT WASH!

@BakuShinNEIGH Okay..!

@ACertainOguri HOW ABOUT I SHOW YOU!

@BakuShinNEIGH I dont know how though..

@ACertainOguri JUST USE A WASHING MACHINE!

@one_ear_uma Where do I find one..??

@ACertainOguri washing machine

@PotentialOfUmas Huh.. Why are the two of you sleeping, and what are both of you watch- mimimimi...

So today, me and Cafe are going to watch Solo Leveling! Let's see here... *6.7 seconds later*

@JankyPoggers Did the medicine do this..???

K-Kill...Kill...Nothin' still stop me from...I'm makin' sure...Kill...Kill...

@Schale_Sei I do believe it doesnt.. You have a good point..!!

@ACertainOguri 👔 : It doesn't hurt to keep learning, right?

But... Im already smart..

@AltDecap Dude...

Ohh.. my ass is big

I uhm... Don't know how I feel about this thing.. it is quite comfy though.

@agraymonster The legends and the myths..

@ACertainOguri “Which books have you been reading…?”

I've been reading books of old..

@rudolfsjokes \\I see, but please also take care of yourself whenever you feel you need to.

@ACertainOguri // I'm fine, just something is scheduled to post at that time.

// 8:30AM EST 5/2/26

@one_ear_uma Yes. I can..

@ACertainOguri you can read?

@agraymonster Morning to you aswell.. uh.. oguri cap..!!

@ACertainOguri “Good morning, other me…!”

I'm awake now..

Mmmm... Eat a lot, run a lot.. I've done everything on my list except sleep a lot.. Good night umatter!!