Mercutio

Christ calls you. The Church needs you. The Holy Father loves you, And He expects great things from you.

Those who have prejudices do not have all the facts.

@GuineveresMum Spoken like someone who has purchased one. Is it worth it?

@ACorriette Amazon!

Something I desperately need but have never bought: meat thermometer.

@SixBrownChicks “What can I do?” 🤨 Only guys who can help you:

Q1. My work husband and I finally crossed the line and we did the damn thing, at the end of his shift in the back of the delivery van. It was my birthday present. I’m 12 years older than him, his girlfriend is 8 months pregnant and I’ve been married for a decade. This was the best lay I’ve ever had, period. The next day I was in my new stylist’s chair, (I had been there for 3 hours, and I just paid my bill). I was taking selfies with my soft, bouncy $370 silk-pressed hair, when the door swung open and a woman threw a pail of water on me, soaking my hair and phone. She said three words: “Nasty old ho.” My stylist was in shock; but she did not refund my money or fix my hair because she had other clients. I was furious. It was my birthday; I went to dinner with my husband looking a mess. That Monday, my work husband and I were suspended because someone caught the work van bouncing on their Ring camera and it also captured us climbing out the back of it. This footage was making the rounds on social media and I thought my work husband’s girlfriend saw it, and had someone ruin my hair. Nope. My husband saw the footage and HE had someone ruin my hair. Husband also served me ChatGPT divorce papers at dinner. I want my marriage back. What can I do? #TheMailLady #SBCCHAT

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Company: "We're like a family here" Me leaving to find a higher paying family

Is Trump gonna try and execute Maduro?

Glad no one was hurt. But Israel is the most abhorrent and dishonest entity to exist that no one can even believe this could be a genuine attack? Jewish people deserve safety and peace, however Zionism is a threat and cancer to society. This screams false flag.

@GuineveresMum Why are you the last person to know you need a boujie gym?

Signed up to a pure gym and I hate it here

We have so much pain left to live.

“There is almost too much grace to handle once we start paying attention to it.”

We moved on too quickly from this.

If my colleagues were watching me get stomped out, I’m setting fire to the workplace and locking them all in.

“Why do you focus on the character of Judas when Jesus is there?”

Look at the generational difference - 1990s: • Get a university degree • Get a 9–5 job • Suit and tie • Get promoted • Get married at 21 • Buy a house at 25 • 4 kids, 1 dog • Retire at 60 2026: • Survive… Show more

Me watching the world right now

Bourbon Creams would be banned in my dictatorship. No further comment.

God is peace. And peace is God

whenever you're feeling sad and lonely, dont forget ur also not doing well financially

This is great. I think also more needs to be done to ensure cyclists are respecting the rules of the road. Not just for the benefit of other road users, but mostly for the benefit of pedestrians.