Chris Newman

@MbarkCherguia 2

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@TheNzRocketeer The Cognitive Dissonance has them trapped in its grip.

Hold onto your wallets, friends.

@MikeBales Art meets science

In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Roman architect and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal meth. 🤨

@narendramodi Maybe you can export 6 million Indians to Israel?

Glad to speak with my friend, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and convey New Year greetings to him and the people of Israel. We discussed ways to further strengthen the India-Israel Strategic Partnership in the year ahead. We also exchanged views on the regional situation and reaffirmed our shared resolve to fight terrorism with greater determination. @netanyahu

@dussyme Hail Mary.

@AaronKheriatyMD Lucifer deceived Eve.

Flatten the curve.

@IanJaeger29 Seals

What branch does he serve in?

@ElonMuskAOC The eagle really exists. The dragon is mythical. Eagle wins I life the dragon wins in fable.

Who wins?

@ThrillaRilla369 Left and right brain coordination. Apocalypse practice. Because there are perverts about. To take out a serial killer. To fight off aliens.

Name a reason a child would need this x.com/AntiLeftMemes/…

@elonmuskADO Hope

@ElonMuskAOC 21

How many dots do you see? Best answer wins a special prize from me!

@DonnaPrissyrn1 Is this the show that is always about to start but never begins?

The show is about to start. Popcorn 🍿 ready?