life is funny sometimes

Nobody send you work, just simp back 😂

I never hold enough money finish, na grudges I wan con hold ?

wetin you dey go through no concern who wan bill you 😭

Please invest in a tongue scraper. The consequences of not having one - reflects in your breath, your sneezes and your coughs. 🙏 Your love language is early morning kisses - your partner is someone's child. Invest in a tongue scraper. INVEST 👏 IN 👏 A 👏 TONGUE 👏 SCRAPER.

“Scaring people into calling you god doesn’t make you god”

Anytime you're afraid to try some new shit...just remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

Girl wey go give you infection get face card pass Rihanna

Religion go promise you say your reward dey for heaven because they know say after you don die, you no go fit come back to share testimony to the living 🤣🤣🤣

6 months now, I no see $500 save 💔

@emekaofeko @9ashtray @acecoldnba @yxyiagain Naming ceremony

@9ashtray @acecoldnba @yxyiagain Co-ask

bro you finish all that drink in a month?

@9ashtray @acecoldnba @yxyiagain Naming ceremony

@acecoldnba @yxyiagain Wetin be ikomo?

A woman's s idea of loyalty is not getting caught.

K1 dey find recognition??? What are they feeding these kids nowadays??

I use money pull you You think say e go last 🤣

@Medusa666__ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Una vez me deje un dulce de batata en la heladera, me colgué, pasaron las semanas. Cuando me acordé fui a verlo y estaba así.

@benedictnomsu After you reach house that night, my mama will break one hand and one leg from your body, and begin dey help you treat am herself second day 🤣

I once did after my Dad fl0gged and punished me for something I was innocent of... Ran from home that day and went to a nearby government school and stayed in one of the classes. I planned on sleeping there on the floor 😅 not until midnight around 12am, I had my Dad's voice from a distant in the middle of the school shouting and calling my name. Apparently, he spent his whole day searching for me up until that midnight. I didn't want to answer coz of fear of being flogged again but at last, I did and he ran and hugged me, asked for forgiveness and promise that he won't touch me and I should come let's go back home.

@menyaaaaaaaaaaa Wa se ori re

Akara is not supposed to be thick else it’s fried moimoi.

@Khanstillday If you find sudden success, leave poor people area.

@fifty50feets @kena_ewuru Okay my bro

@ADEKUNLE0110 @kena_ewuru Dem say the cooling system not as other region so me asking if I csn change the compressor

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