ADHD Humor

#youknowyouhaveadhd When you watch hoarders, become terrified it is a glimpse into your future, and resolve to clean your room. Tomorrow.

Well, I now have no gas cap- but the person waiting behind me at pump 6 probably has 2. #adhdmath #whoops

So much to do, so little time....

My mom came home to a half eaten pot-pie on the table, but nobody in sight. I'd forgotten I was eating and went to get gas. #adhdprobs

Forgot about this account for a month. Decided to tweet the GRE story. I've only tweeted twice, but one of those tweets WAS the GRE story.

If you have ever googled the word "google", you are not alone. If none of you have ever done this, I most definitely am alone. #adhdproblems

Studied all night for the GRE. Took the GRE. While walking back to my car, realized my pants were on backwards. #adhdprobs