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𝓐LFIE 𝓢OLOMONS
@AERATEDBREAD
𝐕𝐈 𝐀𝐙𝐎𝐘 un mit vos vestu filn dayn bekher in tog fun 𝐁𝐀𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆?
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— 𝚒 𝚊𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚍, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝? 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚊𝚖 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠.
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Thought you might just want to see an old friend, eh?
Business, then.
ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ@animmortalman
I’m not eating it, Alfie. Anyway, the fuck do you want, eh?
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Bit bold coming from a man born in a place so fucking ridden with pig guts I can’t even fucking breathe there, innit?
ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ@animmortalman
Might wanna check it’s not been contaminated.
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So you admit you fuck the horses, then? Proper fucked, mate.
ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ@animmortalman
Oh, I don’t mean to compete. More like, compare, Alfie. Always busy me though, you should know that.
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I’ll not be a choosy beggar about the size of a man’s knob if that’s what you’re implying, mate. Expecting you’re proper busy with them horses what in your stable and all, yeah? What man can compete?
ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ@animmortalman
You’re fucking hilarious, Alfie. Assuming you are just wanting those with such, to agree with you so you’re not on your own?
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@THEFALLENSHELBY // they can’t resist a cancer patient 🥀
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all men with small cocks say this, yeah?
ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ@animmortalman
Power isn’t in size, it’s in the man who doesn’t flinch when it rises against him.
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Daddy can’t come to the phone right now on account of all the fucking elephants in his head, kitten.
𝖘𝖺𝖻𝗂𝗇𝗂 𝖿𝖼﹗𝖺𝗎@mutilatedsouI
@AERATEDBREAD come to papa 👅
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@mutilatedsouI // do u trust my letterboxd opinion…
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arabella.𖤐 i saw some people say the movie sucked but i’m still going to watch it because i don’t care if it’s slop, that’s My slop <3
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Venus herself would covet the flake of my chin, love.
𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘰𝘯 .@maledictusmalum
they’re told to be beautiful . you’re not .
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Nah, I’m only joking on account of leading you through a fucking fog and a mire like one of the banshee creatures.
𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘰𝘯 .@maledictusmalum
still ?
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