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Pluto enters Aquarius for about 20 years every 248 years. Pluto was last in Aquarius 1778-1798 during the American, French & Haitian revolutions. Some interesting things in 1532 also. catherineurban.com/blog/pluto-in-…

@hiranoi_nomade Per the breakfast sandwich treaty I’m required to take that with a messy egg.

バーガー用のバンズがなかったからイングリッシュマフィンで作ったぜい！椎茸とビーフパティのマフィン。アメリカのブラザー達、朝食にいかが？

@ihargom 😭

El nuevo Ferrari eléctrico. Diseñado por Jonn Eve, el anterior diseñador de Apple. No se que opinaréis pero yo mandaba al Sr Eve de vuelta a montar iPhones.

@mrtechsense No way 😭🤣

there are people out there wearing whoop inside their boxers???😭😭😭

@MorEdge_Insight What did I just watch

When your hijab needs a fresh look 😂

@itzWicks Is it because it says paws instead of feet? Otherwise where are you that you’ve never seen these 😂

I have been on this planet for 62 years. I have shopped in American grocery stores for most of my life. I thought I had seen everything. Until yesterday. At a Walmart store. In Oklahoma. I’m convinced that the world only gets more alien the older I get.

@Andrew_The_PA One of my kids put Saran Wrap on the plates & bowls when it was her turn for dishes. Did not go as planned. Lasted all of 1 time 🤣

This will save me from having to clean 750 dishes over time $22 at Sam’s Club

@nationalpost How much did they profit off of his transplantable parts?

Ontario man dies of MAID after being assessed outside Tim Hortons nationalpost.com/news/ontario-m…

@JamieAA_Again If so, the exposed who went back home should not be able to transmit and it would die with them, correct?

This is the primary occupation in the DR Congo. Men, Women and Children working as slaves mining and releasing natural earth poisons such as Arsenic, which coincidentally have identical symptoms to "Ebola".

Has anyone else had a ridiculous amount of coyotes lately or are they all at my place 😭 I’m going to need 6 more dogs if this keeps up.

@OwenShroyer1776 Austin is always weird though

Something weird is going on in Austin tonight.

@GergoyFriendman @RapidResponse47 Has nothing to do with weather or health

@RapidResponse47 donald trump is in such poor health that he cannot travel less than 70 miles due to poor weather?

@Jim_Jordan This is such a low bar and we still can’t achieve it. Sad.

Arrest Medicaid fraudsters. Deport criminal aliens. End sanctuary cities. Simple as that.

@kamikazecash @mitchellvii @LttleGel If you think I’m doing what I do for pennies on the dollar you’re wrong.

I’m against 70% tax too, but the idea that you’re going to shut down your business is a lie. No one is going to go through trying to rebuild an entire company every year. You’d continue to operate as usual and assume the 70% tax rate rather than give up the remaining 30% of your income and shut down the business out of spite.

This is the best tax in the rich clip I think I've ever seen. Watch this.

It’s probably fine

@PapiTrumpo Womp womp

Something about that cabinet trip to Camp David didn't feel right...

@BetaProfiles x.com/ericsalinas/st…

iOS 26.6 beta 1 will show an alert if you’ve reached the blocked contacts limit, suggesting you remove blocked contacts in Settings before adding new ones. via MacRumors

@ericsalinas @DylanMcD8 You’re probably not far off

@DylanMcD8 Introducing the iBlocker+ plan. For just $999 a month you can block 10k contacts per country, even if they’ve never interacted with you.

…why is there a limit

@MarcoFoster_ @jamestalarico @TeamTalaricoHQ Nah he wants squatters

James Talarico: “I’ve always said that our southern border should be like our front porch. There should be a welcome mat and a lock on the door. We can both welcome immigrants and we can keep out people who mean to do us harm”