Big A Superstar

@PhilMackey All the more reason the jump on the Edina High School bandwagon. They always deliver championships

It is honestly impressively pathetic how soft and fragile every men’s Minnesota sports team has been for 35 years… The losing, underachieving and choking are generational. Baked into DNA. Who wants to rise up and break the pattern? Nobody so far.

@RussoHockey What’s Latin for “shitting your pants?”

Overtime

@MeatSauce1 But thankfully we got Kaprizov

What a fucking collapse.

@MeatSauce1 When he lost both his feet due to Type II diabetes

As a person who had a kid later in life…. I have one question. When did Cookie Monster start talking about making healthy choices and not mainlining Cookies!???

Spurs might be the most in form team in the Premier League right now going undefeated in their last 1 match #thfc #coys

Gallagher smashed that one into the lower corner #thfc

@ChrisLongKSTP Twins won too. Which might be the most amazing of all 3

Good night, Minnesota! (...a very good night)

70% possession/0 shots on goal. Maybe change up the midfield #thfc

@NickSwardson @MeatSauce1 @Vikings @KFAN1003 Do you think the Patriots will take Diana Russini at 31?

Just heard the @Vikings are torn between Mark Rosen and Lee Ann Chin in the 1st round. @MeatSauce1 @KFAN1003

If the game keeps going this way the Wild could let Gustavsson play #mnwild

If they Wild get to 5 goals does the game switch to running time #mnwild

@MeatSauce1 Meatsauced it

What. The. Fuck.

Igor Tudor. What a managerial legend! #thfc

@MNSpurs I mean he could’ve saved it.

Dodgy call for the free kick, but there wasn’t much Elmo could do with that one. Let’s go boys! #COYS

If Spurs win all their remaining matches they will avoid relegation. I did the math #thfc

Tottenham should immediately sign a sponsorship deal with whatever shoe company Atletico Madrid use #thfc #noslippage

Maybe Spurs can just play without a goalie #thfc

@NickSwardson Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines. Maybe throw in a tap dance scene

Would you rather see Daniel Day Lewis and Gary Oldman reboot ‘Dumb and Dumber’ or ‘Step Brothers’? 😂 or what other duo comedy?

Hang this puppy in the Smithsonian

I know he’s suspended, but what’s the over/under on Romero picking up a red card during the NLD? #thfc