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@JJMaTrader @yonann Ain’t no vacation happening either. Broke people don’t take vacations

@yonann I'm just shocked he didn't tell them to sustain themselves on rice and beans, lol.

Dave Ramsey tells a couple to hand back the keys after they paid $500K for the appliance repair shop where her husband worked for 20 years Caller: "My husband fixed appliances at this company for 20 years, so we trusted the owner and paid $500K to buy it before finding out it barely makes any profit" Dave: "HOLY MOLY. You paid $500,000 for a business that doesn’t make a profit. That’s why he’s fixing dishwashers. Yeah, you got screwed" "Call the former owner and tell him to come get it. Come pick up the keys buddy, I’m done. Screw this, you got hammered"

@PatrickNSL_ @NFLonFOX He’s the only reason cowboys even won last season lmao. Defense sold

@NFLonFOX Well we still have daks dumbass. So you never know

The Cowboys will finish 2026 with __ wins... 🔮

@DanzNewz @TheWalkingDead That one Minecraft episode with the real Carl rocked. My favorite series

@TheWalkingDead Y'all are real ones for still following me! ❤️🧟

@nocontextcfb This post radicalized me

@TakesPizza @BananaBall_ Same. Like these are real people who exist and shop at the same heb as me? What is the appeal? I feel like a hater typing that too but I’m just trying to understand it

@BananaBall_ Don’t want to come off as a hater but how are this many people interested in this. Absolutely blows my mind.

Texas A&M is ROCKING hours before the Savannah Bananas and Texas Tailgaters start the game at 8pm ET

@sinbadplays Thanks doc

she was put into the choke while already unconscious and as her brain was trying to regain consciousness she started to lose oxygen via the choke and i believe it put her into a micro-coma for 1 minute

@Airixmyth @MedcalfByESPN Chisholm trail is a must when passing through Lockhart

@MedcalfByESPN If you want the best TEXAS BBQ go to Lockhart. Smittys and Blacks are in my opinion best in state. Especially sausage.

Got some Texas barbecue down here and, um, do ya'll have different grills and spices or something? Do ya'll have secret recipes you don't share with the other 49 states because you want all the good BBQ to stay here? Because I don't think I've ever had BBQ until now. Thank you.

@AJC_ryptic @ccmembersonly You know ball

@ccmembersonly Davey Crocket, King of the wild frontier

@PlutoTV Let’s visit this tweet in 12 years

Good morning! This is your daily reminder that Pluto TV is and will always be free. 😋✨

@TexAgs Why do we keep doing this

Same vision, bigger goals ‼️ Head coach Bucky McMillan is locked in through 2031 in Aggieland 👍

@DanzNewz @UberHaxorNova @chandlerriggs Great Minecraft series during peak walking dead, i miss it

I keep this clip in my main work folder & it's still a pinch me moment whenever I see it. The late, legendary Scott Wilson telling @UberHaxorNova & I to get off his land as Hershel, rec'd by @chandlerriggs himself on set. A nice reminder how life is strange & wonderful sometimes.

@TheMFBSports @mosthiphop Always on chapter one 😂😂

Bron is hilarious man I never seen anyone walk around with a vinyl on them in my life

But your honour you know how I get

@waystarroyhoe Laptop gotta be in the bin but iPad can stay? Cmon now

love how every airport’s tsa is just doing their own thing and if you don’t know their rules you’re that city’s newly appointed jester

@arielhelwani Considering hype and everything, a 6

Rate the White House card on a scale of 1-10 👇

@DovySimuMMA It’s a pretty good card, but very underwhelming for how hyped it was

what we saying??? Is it a good card???

@SportsCenter not a real belt

Alex Pereira will officially move up to heavyweight to take on Ciryl Gane for the interim championship at the White House 🔥 He is looking to become the first three-division UFC champion in the promotions' history 🏆🏆🏆

@ufc @paramountplus Very disappointed

THE OFFICIAL BOUT LIST FOR #UFCWhiteHouse [ LIVE Sunday June 14 on @ParamountPlus ]

@samaroooont This is why herb dean is the GOAT

@arielhelwani Yeah it was a way better product this week. Gotta give @paramountplus credit for the quick turnaround

It only took a week but they have already figured out the commercial puzzle: air the walkout, red corner fighter enters cage, quick spot, back to intros. Perfect.