Avishek Goyal

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Avishek Goyal

@AG_knocks

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India Katılım Ağustos 2013
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Avishek Goyal@AG_knocks·
Time when he was just a poet👇 now he’s himself milking money in the name of religion, charging 25-50 lacs for Ram-katha shows 🥴
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Was going thru an interview, and here the AC of his car is ON🙄🤷‍♂️ (ac buttons encircled)
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Dear @JM_Scindia surprised to see that u aren’t even sweating even after keeping the windows and AC of the car both shut🙄 Seems u were carrying Onions in both your pockets🥴
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Subhendu Adhikari: Mamata banerjee isn’t a hindu,she offers namaz Journo: she’s building Jagannath temple Adhikari: No govt can build any religous place as per constitution Realising that now he’ll be questioned then why BJP takes credit of building Ram Mandir, he ran away🥴🤐
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Govts will come and go. One can only hope that this particular quality endures—not merely in *how* Bengal views its women, but equally in *how* it chooses *not* to view them in so many respects. Kudos @sayani06
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All fantasy theories aside, Major beneficiaries of today’s Oscar winning performance in the White house were these Godi journalists who made off with the bottles of champagnes amidst chaos🥴 #DonaldTrump #ColeAllen
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Avishek Goyal@AG_knocks·
palatne ke tum hi ustaad nhi ho Chadda kahte hain ek zamaane mein koi Shehla bhi thi…
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This man Sn@kebhajan -never raised any ques in parliament -got kicked out from MI -No one bought him in IPL,so he sold himself to BJP &now hiding behind Ram Mandir🤷‍♂️ Why didn't u resign back then when u were stopped from going to Mandir?@harbhajan_singh
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According to Trump, India: Hell hole, Indians are gangsters with laptops Pakistan : fantastic. Munir is splendid, Pak’s PM is great. Sums up Modi’s foreign reputation, ‘aukaat’ to be specific🤐
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Out of this very fear that they would have to dedicate 1 child to nation, 99% of RSS chaddis remained bachelors (r@nd*wa)🥴
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Every second individual in our country is a VVIP Yes,he’s Bharat Ratna, so one escort vehicle was enough. this much pomp & show wasn’t required How many Bharat Ratnas get this kind of security? Have u seen Amartya Sen getting this type of escort? 🤷‍♂️
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@GuruBedi6 Who will pay for this luxury escort service? Sachin is not going to pay neither politicians.
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Guru Bedi@GuruBedi6·
@AG_knocks He is Sachin, loved by millions, people wants to see him, how many people know Mr Sen, but you are right about wastage of resources and unnecessary
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The person being escorted here with this massive security is Sachin Tendulkar. *missed to mention the name in my post
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Is desh ka kuch nahi ho sakta 💔
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Modi’s PR claiming, PM is mixing up with locals at Millenial Park. Meanwhile his security is literally shooing away elders trying to catch a glimpse of the PM. Is that the way to treat common ppl who come there daily for jogging ?@narendramodi ?
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Bro is the only head of state who visits everywhere merely as BJP politician not as PM Show me any other global leader who roams around with their party symbols even in their own country like bro does btw bro can't walk without the red carpet, even in the temple courtyard🥴🤷‍♂️
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GoI issues 3 types of passports: -Brown(Diplomatic): no scrunity, no queues, special immigration -White: issued to govt staff traveling abroad, no intrusive scrutiny -Blue: for Ordinary Citizens manner in which the ‘underwear agent’ is standing at immigration counter in Saudi,what Passport do u think he holds?🤷‍♂️
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